Kliban by B. Kliban for October 16, 2023

It works!!!

Nothing to fear except fear itself.

2 weeks short of perfect timing.

He hasn’t even opened the can and it’s already whooped his posterior.

Schrödinger’s Can.

Beautiful symbology

A small jar of that stuff will last a really long time!

“Paranoia Canned Spaghetti” — or is it just a can of worms?

Paranoia strikes deep. Into your life it will creep

The paranoids are plotting against me.

It’s not paranoia if they are really out to get you.

Remember; you may be a paranoid, but that does not mean they are NOT out to get you…These days that means our own government!

He’s got a can of whoop-ass in the cupboard he can use if They get too close.

Bad seal makes it full of worms!

Just add water. Preferably from sweat.

New, from the makers of Canned WhoopA$$.

Paranoia, self destroy ya.

“(( I’m paranoid — but am I paranoid ENOUGH? ))”

Wonder if Prince Albert is in that can?