Reality Check by Dave Whamond for November 05, 2023

No, Ralph. That’s moonshine.

I’m reminded of the song by Natasha Bedingfield. https://Youtu.be/JLQr4n13Dxk?si=h8qTFeh4SU-86hef

It’s ok, I guess, but I prefer fresh daylight.

I’ll take two boxes.

Deadheads in drought areas would like a box of rain.

Get up in the morning. No law will save daylight or protect sunshine.

Way to go, dork! … ya just let it out!

I don’t think Daylight Savings is going to change the rotation of the Earth, Even if every Politian wants you to think it can,

The future’s so bright, he has to wear shades.

I really wish they would leave the bleeding clocks alone!

That guy turned into Bart Simpson in the second panel.

Late in the Spring, but early in the Fall …

daylight come and we want go home…

Here Comes The Sun

Ha! I keep mine in the fridge, only problem is every time I open it a little leaks out.

This 23rd year retiree has modified all his clocks to show only the day and date.

What a lightweight!

Um, Daylight Saving is the summer schedule, we’re on Standard time now

I want to save the sunshine for December, January.

Daylight saving time is a ponzi scheme by guys in suits who get up late and want to play golf in the evening.

i’m walking on sunshine … oh yeah

Is THAT what was in the briefcase in Pulp Fiction?