Heard strange noises in the kitchen like someone rummaging around. Quietly secured my pistol and shouted around my bedroom door “I have a gun, get on the floor with your hands behind your head”. Stepped around the door with my flash light on and gun pointing into the kitchen only to see nothing. Turned out to be the ice-maker in refrig.
There isn’t much worth hearing these days, anyway. Everywhere you go, it is noise that they call music. there are very loud people in restaurants. Politicians are lying. Women and children are screaming. Loud cars with their loud bass and motorcycles everywhere. Na, I haven’t worn my hearing thingees for a long time. If people realize I can’t hear, then they stop talking to me, too. I’m fine!
Plumb.Bob Premium Member 9 months ago
I just take out my hearing aids and the strange noises go away.
Gent 9 months ago
Well it means it time for a midnight snacks.
PraiseofFolly 9 months ago
Watching creepy Halloween movies, he thought he heard “Tommyknockers, Tommyknockers, knocking at his door.”
juicebruce 9 months ago
Noise means movement … Movement tis a good thing :-)
phritzg Premium Member 9 months ago
Pluggers always search for the source of strange night noises in their refrigerators.
ctolson 9 months ago
Heard strange noises in the kitchen like someone rummaging around. Quietly secured my pistol and shouted around my bedroom door “I have a gun, get on the floor with your hands behind your head”. Stepped around the door with my flash light on and gun pointing into the kitchen only to see nothing. Turned out to be the ice-maker in refrig.
Zen-of-Zinfandel 9 months ago
Might as well check the nearby lake for loons.
g04922 9 months ago
As the burglar said to his break-in partner… “Don’t worry, this home is occupied by some old people – they can’t hear us.” LOL…
sousamannd 9 months ago
There isn’t much worth hearing these days, anyway. Everywhere you go, it is noise that they call music. there are very loud people in restaurants. Politicians are lying. Women and children are screaming. Loud cars with their loud bass and motorcycles everywhere. Na, I haven’t worn my hearing thingees for a long time. If people realize I can’t hear, then they stop talking to me, too. I’m fine!
eddi-TBH 9 months ago
In those cases, I feed the beast.