Pluggers by Rick McKee for October 17, 2023

I just take out my hearing aids and the strange noises go away.

Well it means it time for a midnight snacks.

Watching creepy Halloween movies, he thought he heard “Tommyknockers, Tommyknockers, knocking at his door.”

Noise means movement … Movement tis a good thing :-)

Pluggers always search for the source of strange night noises in their refrigerators.

Heard strange noises in the kitchen like someone rummaging around. Quietly secured my pistol and shouted around my bedroom door “I have a gun, get on the floor with your hands behind your head”. Stepped around the door with my flash light on and gun pointing into the kitchen only to see nothing. Turned out to be the ice-maker in refrig.

Might as well check the nearby lake for loons.

As the burglar said to his break-in partner… “Don’t worry, this home is occupied by some old people – they can’t hear us.” LOL…

There isn’t much worth hearing these days, anyway. Everywhere you go, it is noise that they call music. there are very loud people in restaurants. Politicians are lying. Women and children are screaming. Loud cars with their loud bass and motorcycles everywhere. Na, I haven’t worn my hearing thingees for a long time. If people realize I can’t hear, then they stop talking to me, too. I’m fine!

In those cases, I feed the beast.