Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 16, 2023

Les’ not go there.

Almost, but not quite.

Mum’s the word.

And they’re just dying to meet you.

Hello, Stewie!

Only two? There gotta be more sequels from where those come from.

If this were in England, he would have called them mummies and the joke would have been lost.

Teachers in Florida can be fired for laughing at this cartoon.

Walk like an Egyptian.

Two parents. Let them make the gender assumptions. Then everything will be okay and stuff. We’ll have a picnic and sing songs and marvel at the squirrels and bunnies and butterflies.

More like mummies! And let’s keep that under wraps!

Yeah but they “identify” as non binary, Egyptian zombie buffalos

Oliver reminds me of Stewie from Family Guy.

Alright, who used all of the toilet paper???

Be-gauze they look like they’re wound tight!

Oliver looks like he’s practicing to join them. Just needs a good wrap.

Yikes! Sounds like another pyramid scheme.

Blood Mommy and step Mommy

There’s not just one, there’s tomb.

I like his friend’s eyes.

It’s a very kinky family. They’re into bandage.

And little Vlad has two Transylvanians for parents.

Do they allow cursing at home?

I wish I had that many so I would’ve had a spare.

oliver sounds like a real mommies boy…