Great Cesar’s Ghost. We have a dilemma. Contact Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson .The case is afoot. OR just give the guy the meal for free and hope that he doesn’t call public health…..
Well, the hair could still be from Brutus, as he’s not totally bald. But, unless there’s a strong breeze abpit, I don’t see a hair from his backsides getting to the bowl.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 11 months ago
Waitress! There’s a soup in my hair!
Uncle Kenny 11 months ago
A cook not wearing a hairnet? Call the Board of Health!
KA7DRE Premium Member 11 months ago
Brutus should maybe try and find another diner.
The dude from FL Premium Member 11 months ago
Can’t be the servers?
dcdete. 11 months ago
So by process of elimination, would the hair be black, shoulder length hair??
[Traveler] Premium Member 11 months ago
If my wife gets a hair, it’s game over. With me, I remove it and drive on.
mckeonfuneralhomebx 11 months ago
Waist length, is the hair curly?
William Bednar Premium Member 11 months ago
Umm, the mystery continues…
Just-me 11 months ago
Poor Brutus. He dines at the same old greasy spoon where they reuse the old grease.
Doug Taylor Premium Member 11 months ago
Excuse me but there’s a hair in my hamburger.
I’m sorry sir. The cook presses the patty under his arm.
That’s disgusting!
You think that’s bad, you should see how the guy down the street makes the donuts.
nosirrom 11 months ago
Is it curly? Is Clarence Thomas in the neighborhood?
cracker65 11 months ago
Lunch over.
bookworm0812 11 months ago
In that case it’s probably hers.
oakie817 11 months ago
it’s off the fly in there
GROG Premium Member 11 months ago
Well, if it’s not Brutus’, and it’s not the cook’s, who else could it be, hmmmm?
Doug K 11 months ago
No charge for the extra protein.
DawnQuinn1 11 months ago
So…if it isn’t Brutus’s and not the cook’s…then it must be the waitress’s
MuddyUSA Premium Member 11 months ago
Not a good start for Brutus’ lunch…..
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 11 months ago
Brutus: “Well Sweetie that leaves you as the only possible source.” That sure conjures up a hilarious image of the cook! Great strip Chip!
raybarb44 11 months ago
Great Cesar’s Ghost. We have a dilemma. Contact Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson .The case is afoot. OR just give the guy the meal for free and hope that he doesn’t call public health…..
preacherman Premium Member 11 months ago
Well, the hair could still be from Brutus, as he’s not totally bald. But, unless there’s a strong breeze abpit, I don’t see a hair from his backsides getting to the bowl.
Eric Klein 11 months ago
That seems to leave the waitress.
cuzinron47 11 months ago
Not the right response waitress. But I guess you can expect that from a greasy spoon.
Buckeye67 11 months ago
Brutus just tell her no it’s black and shoulder length.
daleandkristen 11 months ago
If it was purple, it would be from my niece in the U.K.
PlatudimusAtom Premium Member 11 months ago
And yet somehow only vaguely reassuring.
Moonkey Premium Member 11 months ago
If he’s lucky she will offer him a new bowl – ie, she will take it in the back, remove the hair, and return the bowl to him.
Chris Sherlock 11 months ago
Make sure you get a new bowl, Brutus!
Chris 11 months ago
then, whose hair is it? it’s still gross. :p