Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for October 24, 2023

Math skills come along for most people when they’re calculating how many times they can hit the snooze button.

If you aren’t good at higher math, you can now go to Lower Math.

I always find it fascinating the occasional human mind that, by some biological glitch, can crunch impossible levels of numbers almost instantaneously.

They are like sheep, only not as fluffy.

I can only ‘count on’ calories. It’s 0600 in central VA and my innards are already growling.

I watch what I eat. I watch it all the way from the plate to my mouth.

Just remember to double the listed “portion size” to get the amount a normal person would eat.

If you could only do math in your stomach …

The Fudge Factor becomes so useful. Wait… I shouldn’t have mentioned fudge!

Addition, anyway…