Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 07, 2023

Somebody wearing a tartan, no doubt.

Steak tartar is extremely rare.

’Tis meat that we should know this.

Babar for tartar

Lets try them with mustard or BBQ first.

Why, a Tartar of course.

More to the point, who will explain the spelling of Worcestershire sauce?

Explain it quickly, for they won’t have evolved resistance to it …

Cod only knows.

It isn’t made of actual Tartars.

Mrs. Paul…

5ar0i4itws,..code Bluetooth.

C;hunt *ing Lloyd is Bridges.

Open Pit… saysame

Come on, man. It’s mayonnaise and relish! How can you guys NOT understand this?

Except for the mayonnaise part. That’s a bit creepy. But it’s also where the umami lives.

Now who’s udadi?

We calmly explain to the otherworldly visitors that tartar sauce is an experiment in growing alien life forms.

So the first idol of our culture we’re supposed to show the aliens is Betty Crocker, red checkered binder and all?

the Gordon fisherman

They’ve already arrived and brought their food critic with them…he became unhinged when eating the raw meat and went back to Uranus.

I nominate @sᴘᴀᴄᴇ ᴄᴀᴘᴛɪᴏɴ ᴄᴏᴅʏ{ɢ

(he’s the only one I know who already speaks their language)

Fish and strips.

Tartar for roadroads …!

…my illegal alien friends are quite fond of tartar sauce…

…it is the main condiment for the dishes created in their ,‘How To Cook Humans’, cook book…

…remember, Kingons enjoy prune juice…

…and that Blue Moon cheese goes good on the Kohlrabi space cabbage…

…some of my space friends are vegetarians…

….so cloned Jim Jordans sell fairly briskly at the A.I. P. …

…and, in Froglandia, while tartar sauce is banned…

…the Catcher In The Rye is a number the one best seller at the Hoppy Frog brewhause…

So all those alien’s anal probes were just because they were looking for the tartar sauce source?

HA! It’s questions like these that keep me up at night.

I still do enjoy a good tartar sauce sandwich. The “food” is often just a vehicle for the condiment in my diet.

But what if they came FOR the tartar sauce?

no comment

We always have a small bottle of cream of tartar around. It’s always puzzled me that it’s a white powder.

the director of tartar?

Some questions are best left unanswered (despite the urge to respond).

Let the wretches work it out for themselves, if they can….

Phooey. I say let the tartar sauce explain itself.

I’m pretty sure tartar sauce is an alien concoction. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, of course. But I won’t eat it!

Already explained in the book “How To Serve Man” in the condiments section.

The saucy Tartars.

On another note: who first decided to make sauce out of the Tartars?

Wedges of lemon, Jack the 96…

D Ok devices…

ooooh . . . Two six point or better, one six point three and one six point seven yesterday, and five five point or better today. Should be a couple more large ones in the next few days.

We will try as deceñt. Pluto orbbust

…Tartar the elephant wouldn’t share what he put into his secret sauce…

…but more than a mouthful is wasted…

…as long as you play a little. ‘Trunk Music’…

…don’t say that you love me…

…just say that you want me…

…best tartar sauce slogan EVER! …

I’ve always wondered about tartar sauce. Who wants sauce made out of tartar?

…didn’t the old Tv show,‘Welcome Back Tartar,’ used to have Fish on it?…

If they commune with the fish, they’ll answer that one!

Wash, rinse, repeat …!

‘s alright … yer F..F..FA..FA Forgiven …!