Last Kiss by John Lustig for October 27, 2023

In these circumstances, don’t discount the benefits of being handy.

“Maybe I didn’t hear right when she said, ‘I’m going to f*** your brains out’!”

He’ll be disappointed when he finds out her second base fell off.

She may starve to death.

It’s like Joe E. Brown’s character said at the end of “Some Like It Hot”. “Well, nobody’s perfect!”

I wouldn’t want a home run

Better hurry…she really quick! ☺️

You’re willing to settle for that? Geez…

They say that the closer to the bone, the sweeter the meat. She’s a a little too bony.

The Walking Dead… And the Brain Dead…

Typical man.

HA! With the right lighting, this ‘’ relationship’’ could work. Although The breath might be a turn off – just saying.

In her case, “second base bag(s)” has a literal meaning.

Might as well go for a home run.

You have your goals, she has hers.

Ewwww!! hahah! I love the gross factor in October!

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She’s going to be hungry after having his brain. That fella doesn’t seem to have much of one, and what IS there, has shifted to his pants.

Looking at her, I HAVE to ask….why would he WANT to?