Last Kiss by John Lustig for October 30, 2023

It’ll really knock ’em dead…

“I’m Getting Buried in the the Morning … Oh, please, Get me to the morgue on time!”

“I Could Have Stank All Night!”

Introducing Auprey Heartburn as Eliza Doorot.

starring Audrey Heartburn

Thanks for the laugh, John, very amusing!

♪♫ “And where’s that bloody brain?” ♪♫

♪♫ “In pain, in paaaain!” ♪♫

The brains in Spain go slowly down the drains.

Ha! First we conquer enunciation, then grammar, then the world!!!!

Hollywood should totally do this!

“Big Brains Bake Better with Butter!”

Only the dessicated ones.

ode to bliss

“Thank you for your thoughts regarding our new breakfast cereal but do you have any ideas that don’t involve brain flavoring?”

The Rain in Spain falls mainly on the Spanish.

Is he trying to Harrison her?

The maggot in the ear is a nice touch, no ear buds, ear bugs.

Hope that’s a real zombie, and not just someone in zombie make-up. That would be discriminatory, considering all the hard-working zombies out there who are just dying to sink their teeth into a good, meaty part.