F Minus by Tony Carrillo for November 19, 2023

sign me up!

The drawback is that after two weeks your head falls off.

Sounds like a good virus to get.

infect me too

Didn’t they do this on Star Trek?

My mom told me when she was very young her mom took her to visit a relative in the hospital who had ‘pretty’ leprosy.

Hope there’s a long version of that virus.

and it’s been tested to the extent the last one was – so have at it!!!!!!!!

I have noted I often feel a burst of energy the day before coming down with a virus.

a cure for no known disease

But you can only get it once…

The enhanced strength, invulnerability, and other superpowers usually present on day 11 or 12. Development of a blistering rash upon contact with a skin test patch moistened with .01% kryptonite solution in sterile saline is diagnostic at this stage.

By about day 18 the subject will be showing signs of increased ambition and decreased empathy.

By day 30, sociopathy and an irresistible urge to rule the world will usually be evident.

Prognosis: poor.

Recommended treatment: quarantine, in a Level 4 phantom zone.

That’s the last you’ll see of him. Surreptitiously shipped off to a lab or “Area 51”….

Yikes, the crash.

If only…

They traced it back to a farmer’s market in Napa Valley.

I want some!

Anybody remember the film “What’s So Bad About Feeling Good?”

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Just another addiction…….

Would that it were true. Unfortunately – Research ‘The Rally’ before dying.