The enhanced strength, invulnerability, and other superpowers usually present on day 11 or 12. Development of a blistering rash upon contact with a skin test patch moistened with .01% kryptonite solution in sterile saline is diagnostic at this stage.
By about day 18 the subject will be showing signs of increased ambition and decreased empathy.
By day 30, sociopathy and an irresistible urge to rule the world will usually be evident.
Prognosis: poor.
Recommended treatment: quarantine, in a Level 4 phantom zone.
mischugenah 8 months ago
sign me up!
JudasPeckerwood 8 months ago
The drawback is that after two weeks your head falls off.
TStyle78 8 months ago
Sounds like a good virus to get.
noktar Premium Member 8 months ago
infect me too
comixbomix 8 months ago
Didn’t they do this on Star Trek?
Ichabod Ferguson 8 months ago
My mom told me when she was very young her mom took her to visit a relative in the hospital who had ‘pretty’ leprosy.
grocks 8 months ago
Hope there’s a long version of that virus.
Saddenedby Premium Member 8 months ago
and it’s been tested to the extent the last one was – so have at it!!!!!!!!
Ishka Bibel 8 months ago
I have noted I often feel a burst of energy the day before coming down with a virus.
Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe 8 months ago
a cure for no known disease
paranormal 8 months ago
But you can only get it once…
DavidPlatt 8 months ago
The enhanced strength, invulnerability, and other superpowers usually present on day 11 or 12. Development of a blistering rash upon contact with a skin test patch moistened with .01% kryptonite solution in sterile saline is diagnostic at this stage.
By about day 18 the subject will be showing signs of increased ambition and decreased empathy.
By day 30, sociopathy and an irresistible urge to rule the world will usually be evident.
Prognosis: poor.
Recommended treatment: quarantine, in a Level 4 phantom zone.
syzygy47 8 months ago
That’s the last you’ll see of him. Surreptitiously shipped off to a lab or “Area 51”….
xaingo 8 months ago
Yikes, the crash.
Bubba_Boo Premium Member 8 months ago
If only…
Zen-of-Zinfandel 8 months ago
They traced it back to a farmer’s market in Napa Valley.
daisypekin01 8 months ago
I want some!
Bex Premium Member 8 months ago
Anybody remember the film “What’s So Bad About Feeling Good?”
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raybarb44 8 months ago
Just another addiction…….
goboboyd 8 months ago
Would that it were true. Unfortunately – Research ‘The Rally’ before dying.
jasonsnakelover 8 months ago
One time I was three weeks old altogether.