Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 12, 2023

Try slathering yourself with honey first. That will make the group hugs less awkward.

Try doing one person at a time.

Be the hedgehog in your group.

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There should be more expensive & more efficient Premium Dreamcatchers

…the sweater doesn’t look like it’s her circum-size…

…my great-great grand uncle didn’t like group hugs or huddles…

…but he was the center for the Cleveland Bulldogs…

…so that was the least of his worries…

…Ray Fosse was a dream catcher…

…until Pete Rose ran into him…

…way to go Frog Applause…

…the best crossover since Batman & The Green Hornet…

…speaking of cross dressers & super heroes…

…in my hometown a drag-queen was in our last year’s Christmas parade…

…that single walk on the wild side caused panic and such consternation…

…that the mayor was ousted…

…grown men questioned their sexuality…

…or at least fashion sense…

…laws were made and changed and repeatedly repealed…

…group hugs were outlawed…

…inlaws stopped watching Bosom Buddies and Some Like It Hot…

…and Bugs Bunny should have took a left an Albuquerque…

…now, that’s a super power…

…a lame one…

…definitely a super power…

She didn’t read the care instructions. Once the dream catcher has caught a dream, it must be emptied and reset. What she’s got there is an un-trapped series of dreams, and one rotting in the trap.

there should be one that has ‘catch and release’.

And so you should

Group gropes … er … hugs have always made me a little uncomfortable. They’re like being on a packed bus in Rome.

My dream catcher has holes in it.

mee too !!

Mary Tyler Moore, is that you …?

“Awkward group hugs” is redundant. Group hugs are all awkward.

I have a Dream-Catcher and a Nightmare-Releaser…

Injun Joe, Twain rider injunction, petticoat junction, Joe, Kate, planeman, 3 Chicks, and partydog.

HA! Shite happens. Sounds like they sold you a dream pitcher by mistake.

Because it’s not a nightmare … they are a real thing!!! Oh nooooo!!!

daymare

Well, I think those two facts place this young lady squarely in the majority.

A nite-mare aca…

Like they only catch good dreams.

Mort from Bazooka Joe just got way more style.

I do in fact have several Native American dream-catchers around the condo, and it’s been a long time since I’ve had a nightmare. Any causal connections are of of your own making. I merely state the facts. I do not have an oversized lime sweater, but that’s probably irrelevant.

I eschew Group Hugs. No more need be said….