Evolutionarily speaking, humans were sometimes known as the “time-binding animal”, because it appeared that we were the only species with awareness of the future instead of just responding to our instincts in the moment. But that ability to anticipate and plan was a late veneer over millions of years when awareness of one’s immediate surroundings and fast reflexes were the best tools for survival. And the time-binding stuff could really only be passed along from one generation to the next at first by example and later by language. Since small children are basically narcissistic little hedonists, 9 times out of 10 your best bet for their behavior would be to go with whatever short-range goal is most immediately apparent to them. (This was tested in famous behavioral experiments when kids were left alone in a room with a desirable treat and told that they could have two of them if the first one remained uneaten when the experimenter returned. Self-control in this situation correlated fairly well with age.)
The reminds The Count of the scene in the “Animal House Double Secret Probation Cut” where Pinto is on the bed at the toga party with drunk teeny bopper Cloretta DePasto and the little angel and devil guys are on Pinto’s shoulder offering advice.
The only rules Calvin obeys are those of Calvinball. So, Hobbes should propose a long-term game and make the first rule that Suzie is off-limits for snowballs, slushballs and other such things. The second rule is that the first rule can’t be undone by any subsequent modifying rule.
That should keep Suzie (and Calvin) safe at least for a while.
Alternatively, he could challenge her to a mutual snowball fight and get it out of his system.
Here’s a idea Calvin: Build a snow-girl, that looks like Susie, and throw snow/slush balls at it. OR stock pile snow balls in a shady area, to use after Christmas.
BE THIS GUY 7 months ago
Yes, it is.
codycab 7 months ago
Just say it’s only for fun. People will understand.
Blu Bunny 7 months ago
Hey, Suuusie! (Calvin throws a big wet one) Splat!
DaveG1960 7 months ago
Kinda is. Coal again this year….
sirbadger 7 months ago
Let Susie hit you first and then it’s not morally wrong to fire back.
snsurone76 7 months ago
Future greed? He’s already a mini-Trump!!
Pongo ol’ Boy 7 months ago
Life is full of temptations and choices. What choice will Calvin make?
rshive 7 months ago
It really is a foregone conclusion, Calvin. Know thyself.
hariseldon59 7 months ago
Once again Hobbes is right.
Mediatech 7 months ago
He might want to consider Susie’s inevitable retaliation.
markkahler52 7 months ago
Not foregone, but once the decision’s been made, it’s gone for good!!
Macushlalondra 7 months ago
Just go back inside Calvin. You won’t be tempted to throw a snowball if you’re not out there looking at all the snow.
SquidGamerGal 7 months ago
Newsflash! Santa totally doesn’t mind a friendly snowball fight!
jagedlo 7 months ago
Hobbes knows you all too well, Calvin!
More Coffee Please! Premium Member 7 months ago
Yes it is. I’ve been there.
joegeethree 7 months ago
As usual, Hobbes is spot on.
rmercer Premium Member 7 months ago
The totality of Calvin’s emotions: Pleasure, Greed. It’s foregone.
Richard S Russell Premium Member 7 months ago
Evolutionarily speaking, humans were sometimes known as the “time-binding animal”, because it appeared that we were the only species with awareness of the future instead of just responding to our instincts in the moment. But that ability to anticipate and plan was a late veneer over millions of years when awareness of one’s immediate surroundings and fast reflexes were the best tools for survival. And the time-binding stuff could really only be passed along from one generation to the next at first by example and later by language. Since small children are basically narcissistic little hedonists, 9 times out of 10 your best bet for their behavior would be to go with whatever short-range goal is most immediately apparent to them. (This was tested in famous behavioral experiments when kids were left alone in a room with a desirable treat and told that they could have two of them if the first one remained uneaten when the experimenter returned. Self-control in this situation correlated fairly well with age.)
Count Olaf Premium Member 7 months ago
The reminds The Count of the scene in the “Animal House Double Secret Probation Cut” where Pinto is on the bed at the toga party with drunk teeny bopper Cloretta DePasto and the little angel and devil guys are on Pinto’s shoulder offering advice.
klapre 7 months ago
Oh, I think it is
ladykat 7 months ago
You can do it, Calvin. Let Susie hit you first.
Sherlock5 7 months ago
The only rules Calvin obeys are those of Calvinball. So, Hobbes should propose a long-term game and make the first rule that Suzie is off-limits for snowballs, slushballs and other such things. The second rule is that the first rule can’t be undone by any subsequent modifying rule.
That should keep Suzie (and Calvin) safe at least for a while.
Alternatively, he could challenge her to a mutual snowball fight and get it out of his system.
Otis Rufus Driftwood 7 months ago
An existential crisis, but only because it’s December.
sobrown51 7 months ago
Poor Susie? Poor Calvin never seems to reason that Suzie retaliates to a greater degree than she is harmed.
christelisbetty 7 months ago
Here’s a idea Calvin: Build a snow-girl, that looks like Susie, and throw snow/slush balls at it. OR stock pile snow balls in a shady area, to use after Christmas.
g04922 7 months ago
Calvin just can’t resist smacking Susie with a snowball.,..
mindjob 7 months ago
In a boxing match, immediate pleasure has a 50 pound, 5 inch reach advantage over future greed
locake 7 months ago
Yes, Calvin is a bad person. He is not some misunderstood genius, like a few people were saying this week. His true nature is bad.
yangeldf 7 months ago
just make snowmen or go sledding, there’s lots of stuff to do without getting into fights
PaintTheDust 7 months ago
Time to go inside…?