Herman by Jim Unger for November 03, 2023

Oh, a wise guy, eh?

If you bring your cup, I’ll give it to you for free.

I will gladly pay you Tuesday, for a hamburger today.

“Why don’t you fill me up, Buttercup baby? For one who a-Doors you.”

Related to Wimpy are you?

I’m going to skip the first cup and go straight for the second one

Well, the sign doesn’t say ‘Second cup free Good only the day you buy one.’ Kinda open ended offer.

Must be the cafeteria on the campus of the Law School.

I told my wife that we shouldn’t pull that one on road trips when we hit multiple McDonalds up and down the interstate.

The coffee is so bad that few survive the first cup.

The statute of limitations has passed.

Do you have the receipt for that first cup? Didn’t think so

That is funny!

If only it worked that way, eh? … ;)

If he continues to insist on getting that second free cup that way, I’m pretty sure it’s going to end up in his lap.