Peanuts by Charles Schulz for November 28, 2023

The rerun strip is perfectly timed to the release of the Napoleon movie. I like how that happened.

He replied, “I’ll safeguard my spleen, Josephine!” Well, that’s just as likely!

When this strip ran for the first time, I was reading everything that I could about Napoleon. I just loved it, and it became a phrase we used when things happened in our house. I am so glad to see it again!

She really did say that

Should I believe the reviews that the new movie makes a mockery of Napoleon, and insinuates he would be nothing without his wife? At any rate, I’m gonna wait until they release the 4h cut on apple tv.

“That remains to be seen, Josephine!”

Napoleon Blownapart was a villain in “Batfink”. Besides they would have spoken in French.

I would rather read Snoopy’s book on Napoleon than see the new movie about Napoleon.

Well, at least this novel doesn’t begin, “It was a dark and stormy night.”

In French? Nah…

As Douglas MacArthur said, “Old soldiers never die, they just get blown apart”?

More like, “Napoleon Blown-Apart."

Unfortunately, the battle was at Waterloo.

Don’t forget the cake.

Then he never came back.

Q: What happened at Waterloo? A: Bonaparte fell apart

And Napoleon shouted back, “Make sure to keep Water in the Loo.”

Moscow? Not a good subject at the moment.

There he lay with his bones apart.

What do you have when dynamite goes off in a kitchen built in the 1960s?

Linoleum, blown apart

Rod Steiger played Napoleon in an expensive 1969 bomb,WATerLOO. And in 1954,Marlon Brando darn near got run out of Hollywood for his lousy portrayal of Napoleon

Like the Josephine lines, but at the time of the invasion of Russia, Napoleon had divorced her and married Marie Louise and had a son by her (Napoleon II)

He may not have been blown apart, but certainly his army was!

They missed their chance for a great pun when they named that movie “Napoleon Dynamite.”

Did you know Cleopatra lived closer to the invention of the iPhone the the construction of the great pyramid of Giza?

OMG! That sounds like the “Frank and Ernest” gag man…

When writing history, all things are possible nowadays.

She more than likely said, “Bring me back the Empress’s Ermine Fur Coat. Wnter is coming”……

“Able was I ere I saw Elba.”

Good chance that something along that line ….. would have been said ……. so Snoopy ……. your pretty safe ….. :)

now I have Waterloo by Abba running through my head

Stolen by a Pink Panther cartoon.

This pun was stolen for an Inspector cartoon.

It does not rhyme in French though. “Ne vous laissez pas exploser, Napelon.”