The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 09, 2023

school of the living dead

I’m not sure how the zombie thing caught on. I hope it goes away. Being gross is not a substitute for humor.

Add to that all the zombie-themed TV shows!!! It’s gotten passe all of a sudden!!

The test scores in that school will go down in history as the worst ever.

That’s a no brainer.

My Mummy packed my lunch.

The “Remeatial” Class for Zombies

He’s not sharing that brain. It’s the only one left of all the brains he collected trick or treating on Halloween.

Check out the posters on the wall behind them!

Now open your book, “Teenage Screams for Dummies.” The typical; 18 year old “AAAaaah” 19 year old “AAAaaah NO NO!”

Okay, okay, Halloween has been over for some time now.

The inner monologue of every teacher.

She hasn’t seen a brain like that since her parietal shower.

I like the sleeping zombie

“It’s s’ghoul time. You can eat that during lurch”

He’s not that kind and he’s not that smart!

In normal times, I would’ve laffed my heinie off over this, but now all I can think of when the subject of dead children comes up is the ongoing tragedy in the Middle East.   8:^(

C is for corpse? Cadaver?

Kevin finally remembered his prosthetic right lower leg. Overdoing foot dragging is the diagnosis.

Ah yes of course the perfect place for brainwashing and zombiefying. Schools!

Halloween is over