Truth be told it was fennel. The b side of the suck is the blow. The Lone Ranger eschewed the nickname resulting in its subsequent corruption, spawning, and consumption. Bow thine heads: lettuce prey.
Quinoa’s Gnudi Farmer blowing and sucking. The trees bend, the gnomes wear see threw cloth and justify accordingly. The sucking face is in the stone of pot plants,therefore known by all peeps.
Remember those “This is your brain on drugs” commercials? This is your brain on Frog Applause. Half the time, I’m unsure whether I’m high on Frog Applause or it’s just the flashbacks. Oh the Flashbacks!
“When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.” [attributed to Herman Wouk.}
A gaggle of pseudo-Italian cuisine gourmands, totally troubled! Except for Number Three. That boy is sick. “Embrace the suck”? Yeah, sure. Anyway, quotable NCO-speak for “deal with it!” If these looney lads are all daffy spawn of the military, put ’em in the brig or stockade!
If it were possible for this lame comic strip to become any more random, Baphomet Cthulhu meretricious ecdysiast salad… Ô tempora, ô mores, ô Bartleby, ô humanity!
Rotifer HEATHEN POTATO WE KNEW YE WELL Thalweg Premium Member 11 months ago
Hmmm. Those figures look familiar. Where have I seen them before? Think, think, think.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 11 months ago
Truth be told it was fennel. The b side of the suck is the blow. The Lone Ranger eschewed the nickname resulting in its subsequent corruption, spawning, and consumption. Bow thine heads: lettuce prey.
coltish1 11 months ago
I’m a newbie when it comes to gnudi.
coltish1 11 months ago
Unchock the crop dusters!
Howard'sMyHero 11 months ago
Embrace the suck … my new mantra …❗️
Rotifer HEATHEN POTATO WE KNEW YE WELL Thalweg Premium Member 11 months ago
I stand four square in favor of sequestering quinoa farmers. Maybe in the bathmat factory unemployment line?
Mike Baldwin creator 11 months ago
Ha! Exactly what I was thinking just before I stopped myself.
Linguist 11 months ago
Frog Applause cooking hint: Prepare your gnudi nude but not the sauce!
Always question quinoa farmers’ motives, and when embracing the suck, watch out for hidden anis stars.
Mad-ge Dish Soap 11 months ago
Quinoa’s Gnudi Farmer blowing and sucking. The trees bend, the gnomes wear see threw cloth and justify accordingly. The sucking face is in the stone of pot plants,therefore known by all peeps.
Mad-ge Dish Soap 11 months ago
Preforming Soup Bowls
willie_mctell 11 months ago
The quinoa farmer idea is excellent.
PraiseofFolly 11 months ago
During the night when you’re asleep,
Onto your scalp the dandruff germs will creep.
Bringing down the flakes like snow,
Among hair follicles the piles grow.
Although the germs are not religious
Their love of Christmas is prodigious.
That’s when snowflakes are much treasured
And their small delights are doubly pleasured.
So at holidays give them a break —
Do not of “Head and Shoulders” partake!
davewhamond creator 11 months ago
Ha! Embrace the suck. I need that on a T-shirt!
charles9156 11 months ago
now everybody! all together now
6turtle9 11 months ago
Remember those “This is your brain on drugs” commercials? This is your brain on Frog Applause. Half the time, I’m unsure whether I’m high on Frog Applause or it’s just the flashbacks. Oh the Flashbacks!
tudza Premium Member 11 months ago
Buy and hold quinoa for a secure financial future.
Brass Orchid Premium Member 11 months ago
It is important to remember, that the first lesson any mammal learns, is that life sucks the big one.
Sisyphos 11 months ago
Panicky babies! Obviously not Froglandian!
“When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.” [attributed to Herman Wouk.}
A gaggle of pseudo-Italian cuisine gourmands, totally troubled! Except for Number Three. That boy is sick. “Embrace the suck”? Yeah, sure. Anyway, quotable NCO-speak for “deal with it!” If these looney lads are all daffy spawn of the military, put ’em in the brig or stockade!
A little Peace and Calm for our Sunday, please….
pat sandy creator 11 months ago
gnudi in disguise…
3hourtour Premium Member 11 months ago
…my wife is actually a great cook…
…spontaneous…
…creative…
…simple…
…and complicated…
…at the same time…
…she could not only be on one of those chef cook off shows…
…but it is my belief….
…very capable of winning each and every one of them…
…her talent is wasted on me…
…I can eat Vienna sausages out of a can every day…
…Spam works for me…
…a massive complex juicy burger is not to my liking…
…juicy means under cooked hamburger meat to me…
…which is not only disgusting…
…but possibly disease ridden…
…ugh…
…and that’s from a guy that eats Vienna sausages every day…
…I mean…
…I like a medium rare steak…
…but a juicy burger…
…might as well serve me under cooked chicken or ham…
…the fanciestvi get is blue cheese salad dressing over French dressing on a house salad…
…like I said…
…my wife’s cooking talents are wasted on me…
The Old Wolf 11 months ago
If it were possible for this lame comic strip to become any more random, Baphomet Cthulhu meretricious ecdysiast salad… Ô tempora, ô mores, ô Bartleby, ô humanity!
Imagine 11 months ago
This is leaving me hungry.
Mad-ge Dish Soap 11 months ago
Harvest
By.,..Neil Young
Rev Phnk Ey 11 months ago
To all the victims – you are in our thoughts and lettuce prayers.
Ham Khan creator 11 months ago
mu people
Howard'sMyHero 11 months ago
Embrace the suck …!
lawguy05 11 months ago
How does one embrace the suck??? Inquiring minds want to know.
Mad-ge Dish Soap 11 months ago
Nat is rail, natty dread.
Mad-ge Dish Soap 11 months ago
Heck ya Earth is flat, God made her, then changed Eve-rything to do Adam-ant up a Jack and Jill hill…
Mad-ge Dish Soap 11 months ago
Shelly Green, Lester, and Chester, please take Jack my dog.