Always looking for sympathy, aren’t you?
Those were the days!
When I woke up this morning, I looked over and thought “Wait a minute. That’s not my toilet!”
Even an Apple watch won’t help him.
Serves him right.
Life Alert!
I only see one puddle and it’s beer. Your fine.
That explains a lot.
A lengthy explanation for, " 911! I’ve fallen and I can’t reach my beer!"
You’d feel better if you gave up the booze.
Are you able to roll? Roll! Roll! Roll!
Set it to a twelve-bar blues progression, and you can sell a million copies and get rich. Then you can pay someone to help you get up.
The ADHD storytelling method!
Fortunately never been there…never done that!
Why you should never leave home without your medical alert emotional support dog.
Back in the Day
Eric Scott
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 1 year ago
Always looking for sympathy, aren’t you?
The dude from FL Premium Member over 1 year ago
Those were the days!
davewhamond creator over 1 year ago
When I woke up this morning, I looked over and thought “Wait a minute. That’s not my toilet!”
Cpeckbourlioux over 1 year ago
Even an Apple watch won’t help him.
stillfickled Premium Member over 1 year ago
Serves him right.
Doug K over 1 year ago
Life Alert!
Judeeye Premium Member over 1 year ago
I only see one puddle and it’s beer. Your fine.
Teto85 Premium Member over 1 year ago
That explains a lot.
Linguist over 1 year ago
A lengthy explanation for, " 911! I’ve fallen and I can’t reach my beer!"
tomfromthe50s Premium Member over 1 year ago
You’d feel better if you gave up the booze.
Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator over 1 year ago
Are you able to roll? Roll! Roll! Roll!
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 1 year ago
Set it to a twelve-bar blues progression, and you can sell a million copies and get rich. Then you can pay someone to help you get up.
Allison "Big Al, the gal" Garwood creator over 1 year ago
The ADHD storytelling method!
wildlandwaters over 1 year ago
Fortunately never been there…never done that!
Mike Baldwin creator over 1 year ago
Why you should never leave home without your medical alert emotional support dog.