Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for December 20, 2023

I’m a pretty good wrapper, but we mostly just do money now for the kids. But don’t use a shoe box. The lid isn’t flush with the box, so you have to wrap it separately.

leave it unwrapped and tape a 5 on top

Ok, I got the tape ans scissors… What was that other thing?

Or, you can get a gift bag, drop the gift in, and you’re done.

Please don’t encourage weaponized incompetence.

Cut a big sheet of paper, crush it around the present, go all the way around the present both ways with packing tape, and you’re done.

When I was selling games on eBay I wrapped every one in paper twice for protection. 10,745 sales later I am a very proficient wrapper. (If you remember getting a double wrapped item tell me your name and I’ll tell you what you bought as well as the date and your address. I kept very good records)

Lots of tape!! My wrapping always brings cheer to people. They can hardly stop laffing when they see IT!!

That’s a dad for you. Practical advice you can actually use.

I’m the Mom and no one wants me to wrap their gifts for them. I use lots of tape but keep finding a place where something is peeking through.

Another “Life Hack” for you.

And you need to play some "wrap"music.

ah…glasshoppa…

It’s the gift that counts, the wrappings are just lip stick on the pig.

My SIL said I could help her wrap presents while my brudder was banished to the kitchen to make cookies, because, “He can’t wrap worth a darn.” SIL looked at the first present I wrapped, said" what did you do? That looks lust like a pacifier!" Brudder appeared at the kitchen door and said, “She taught me how to Wrap!!!” I was banished to the kitchen to make cookies. And she yelled in, “Don’t eat the raw cookie dough.” Brudder and I had a small glob of cookie dough in our fingers and the fingers were just about to our mouths. I asked him, "How does she do that??" “She’s a mom now.” he replied.