This one actually made me laugh!
My new watch once messaged me; “It appears you are kick-boxing. Should I record it?” Sure……
In the medieval times?
Why didn’t anyone want to date Alexa ?
Because every time she smiled she had a bluetooth.
Some kids asked me why our Alexa in the basement has an Australian accent
Me: “Because the basement is down under the house”
That right, there, Sweetie. He should get with the times of false advertising. Careful. Rod might just go get his own Alexa and not need your services ever again.
If Alexa doesn’t respond, does that mean Rod has no future?
Now I wonder what Alexa would say if it was asked that.
Rod is getting shorter every panel. Is he standing in quicksand?
Future takes time!!
She didn’t call him a “boomer”?
siri, you jest
She just put herself out of business.
Why don`t fortune tellers win the lottery every week?
Every so often I hear Alexa in my pocket say “I’m afraid I don’t know an answer to that.” She’s such an eavesdropper!
She must be Siri. She sounds sassy enough
I hate it when my electronics start talking to me …… :)
“He will soon be cutting out the ‘middleman’.”
Why am I paying you, if all I have to do is ask Alexa.
If I asks Alexa that, she’s hook me up with Amazon links to Metamucil and incontinence products.
Mastroianni and Hart
flagmichael 12 months ago
This one actually made me laugh!
Zykoic 12 months ago
My new watch once messaged me; “It appears you are kick-boxing. Should I record it?” Sure……
Gent 12 months ago
In the medieval times?
littlejohn Premium Member 12 months ago
Why didn’t anyone want to date Alexa ?
Because every time she smiled she had a bluetooth.
littlejohn Premium Member 12 months ago
Some kids asked me why our Alexa in the basement has an Australian accent
Me: “Because the basement is down under the house”
preacherman Premium Member 12 months ago
That right, there, Sweetie. He should get with the times of false advertising. Careful. Rod might just go get his own Alexa and not need your services ever again.
jagedlo 12 months ago
If Alexa doesn’t respond, does that mean Rod has no future?
Goat from PBS 12 months ago
Now I wonder what Alexa would say if it was asked that.
Elmer6 12 months ago
Rod is getting shorter every panel. Is he standing in quicksand?
rockyridge1977 12 months ago
Future takes time!!
paulprobujr 12 months ago
She didn’t call him a “boomer”?
oakie817 12 months ago
siri, you jest
AZCoyote 12 months ago
She just put herself out of business.
BB71 12 months ago
Why don`t fortune tellers win the lottery every week?
walstib Premium Member 12 months ago
Every so often I hear Alexa in my pocket say “I’m afraid I don’t know an answer to that.” She’s such an eavesdropper!
geese28 12 months ago
She must be Siri. She sounds sassy enough
bwswolf 12 months ago
I hate it when my electronics start talking to me …… :)
mistercatworks 12 months ago
“He will soon be cutting out the ‘middleman’.”
eced52 12 months ago
Why am I paying you, if all I have to do is ask Alexa.
eddi-TBH 12 months ago
If I asks Alexa that, she’s hook me up with Amazon links to Metamucil and incontinence products.