Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 14, 2023

This one actually made me laugh!

My new watch once messaged me; “It appears you are kick-boxing. Should I record it?” Sure……

In the medieval times?

Why didn’t anyone want to date Alexa ?

Because every time she smiled she had a bluetooth.

Some kids asked me why our Alexa in the basement has an Australian accent

Me: “Because the basement is down under the house”

That right, there, Sweetie. He should get with the times of false advertising. Careful. Rod might just go get his own Alexa and not need your services ever again.

If Alexa doesn’t respond, does that mean Rod has no future?

Now I wonder what Alexa would say if it was asked that.

Rod is getting shorter every panel. Is he standing in quicksand?

Future takes time!!

She didn’t call him a “boomer”?

siri, you jest

She just put herself out of business.

Why don`t fortune tellers win the lottery every week?

Every so often I hear Alexa in my pocket say “I’m afraid I don’t know an answer to that.” She’s such an eavesdropper!

She must be Siri. She sounds sassy enough

I hate it when my electronics start talking to me …… :)

“He will soon be cutting out the ‘middleman’.”

Why am I paying you, if all I have to do is ask Alexa.

If I asks Alexa that, she’s hook me up with Amazon links to Metamucil and incontinence products.