“Hit it out of the park!”
It ain’t over til it’s over.
I can only imagine how well that will go.
You’d be green too if you just traveled through space at warp 10!
It is late in the fourth quarter and the home team is down by 20 points.
NOTE:
The Aliens have closely studied ESPN broadcasts for decades —
Them: Take us to your Leader Board.”
Us: “So… what’s your game plan?”
Them: “We have all your bases covered.”
Us: “But our bases are loaded. Project Grand Slam is ready.”
Them: “This is the bottom of the Ninth Inning for Earth. No Overtime!”
Us: “We’ll go out swinging!”
Them: “Then your planet will end up nothing but a foul ball!”
Try bacon.
Beerana his eyes wide open. (Or something like that, not exactly my favourite episode of STNG.)
♫♪
Oo-oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo-oo
When I’m calling you
♪♫
I’ve heard various sports events being broadcasted in different languages, There is a stream of excited chatter and then the word SCOOOORE!
I see a sack or a pick six coming up.
Doomed to failure.
If he tries to toss that giant frisbee, they’ll call foul.
Waltrip shouts “Boogity, boogity, boogity, let’s go racing boys and girls!”
you gotta put points on the board. you gotta move the chains
What could possibly go wrong?
They should understand “Knock it out of the galaxy” ..instead of park.
No worse than “Temba, his arms open.”
We are doomed.
It’s a COOKBOOK!
Just don’t spike the ball.
Take me to your leader…in points per game.
Let’s start with: “there is no #$*@ in ‘team’”.
If he does, he will hit it out of the ballpark
John Deering and John Newcombe
John Deering
Captain Colorado over 1 year ago
“Hit it out of the park!”
eromlig over 1 year ago
It ain’t over til it’s over.
Charliegirl Premium Member over 1 year ago
I can only imagine how well that will go.
Cornelius Noodleman over 1 year ago
You’d be green too if you just traveled through space at warp 10!
The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago
It is late in the fourth quarter and the home team is down by 20 points.
PraiseofFolly over 1 year ago
NOTE:
The Aliens have closely studied ESPN broadcasts for decades —
Them: Take us to your Leader Board.”
Us: “So… what’s your game plan?”
Them: “We have all your bases covered.”
Us: “But our bases are loaded. Project Grand Slam is ready.”
Them: “This is the bottom of the Ninth Inning for Earth. No Overtime!”
Us: “We’ll go out swinging!”
Them: “Then your planet will end up nothing but a foul ball!”
Huckleberry Hiroshima Premium Member over 1 year ago
Try bacon.
desvarzil over 1 year ago
Beerana his eyes wide open. (Or something like that, not exactly my favourite episode of STNG.)
Doug Taylor Premium Member over 1 year ago
♫♪
Oo-oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo-oo
When I’m calling you
Oo-oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo-oo
♪♫
dflak over 1 year ago
I’ve heard various sports events being broadcasted in different languages, There is a stream of excited chatter and then the word SCOOOORE!
gluetrap over 1 year ago
I see a sack or a pick six coming up.
ladykat Premium Member over 1 year ago
Doomed to failure.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 1 year ago
If he tries to toss that giant frisbee, they’ll call foul.
MS72 over 1 year ago
Waltrip shouts “Boogity, boogity, boogity, let’s go racing boys and girls!”
Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member over 1 year ago
you gotta put points on the board. you gotta move the chains
Steverino Premium Member over 1 year ago
What could possibly go wrong?
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 1 year ago
They should understand “Knock it out of the galaxy” ..instead of park.
jdthird over 1 year ago
No worse than “Temba, his arms open.”
Mike Baldwin creator over 1 year ago
We are doomed.
TheWildSow over 1 year ago
It’s a COOKBOOK!
DM2860 over 1 year ago
Just don’t spike the ball.
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
Take me to your leader…in points per game.
mistercatworks over 1 year ago
Let’s start with: “there is no #$*@ in ‘team’”.
PaulGoes over 1 year ago
If he does, he will hit it out of the ballpark