Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 16, 2023

That’s a lot of stock options. Big Paul will want his cut. The counselors, professors, and deans; maybe even President King.

Conscience for sale or rent

better grades for 50%.

No business not really

going to do just what we see

Walden gets its funding by blackmailing students?? Was Bernie Madoff a part-owner??

As if this brain child will ever work!

The bubble will burst one day, come what may – then the taxman will come along, on his way – to collect his pay!!

Methinks Big Paul ought to ask a few more questions about that business plan.

Thought Walden guaranteed everyone an A.

Just after one of my daughters went to work at a new job, the company did an IPO. Her brother told her NOT to quit. She’s still there and doing well. As far as Frick and Frack go, “Oh, there’s school work too, what classes?”

Since donations are down, they have to make up the Balance

This reminds me of a Doonesbury comic I saw many years ago. They are still in college, and Mark is complaining to Zonker about how expensive things have gotten and he’s having trouble keeping up. Zonker says what he did was to just cut out the extras. Mark says “What extras???”, to which Zonker responds “Like classes”.

Paul – Be Careful what you you take for payment. IIf they’re like a lot of stock options from that period – only good for toilet paper.

I really get turned off every time Trudeau spends a week on Jeff or Zipper. Every time he starts going on about how lazy and ignorant this generation is Trudeau starts sounding like Mark’s dad.

eclectic1, Boo! Hiss!

Now that he’s finally ditched the dark glasses and is his wide-eyed self again, I wonder how much of the past week Zipper even remembers:

’Everything got DARK! And then…so did my SOUL!"