The bartender cut me off when he asked me why I was drinking so much. I told him I was drinking to forget, and he then asked me what I was trying to forget. “Forget what?” he wanted to know. " I replied, “My bar tab.”
That last panel’s a bit of an inside joke, because I understand Dark Side of the Horse began its existence being drawn on sticky notes—this is why the comic so often favors a sticky-note yellow background. ;)
The doctor said to his patient, “I have some bad news for you. You have cancer and severe short-term memory loss.” The patient replied, “At least I don’t have cancer.”
BasilBruce 12 months ago
That Horace can be a sketchy character sometimes.
gammaguy 12 months ago
That’s not a bug. It’s a bird.
Imagine 12 months ago
Can’t remember your problems? No problem.
eromlig 12 months ago
The bartender cut me off when he asked me why I was drinking so much. I told him I was drinking to forget, and he then asked me what I was trying to forget. “Forget what?” he wanted to know. " I replied, “My bar tab.”
Dobie Premium Member 12 months ago
Now, where was I…
nancyb creator 12 months ago
Laurel and Hardy joined the Foreign Legion to forget Jeanie Weenie!
nancyb creator 12 months ago
Two nice jokes in the last panel.
pat sandy creator 12 months ago
sketch comedy…
JoshHere 12 months ago
He is turning into a zebra. Beginning tomorrow: Dark Side of the Zebra
Zebrastripes 12 months ago
I’m wondering …does anyone remember seeing me post on Horace cartoon? ☺️☺️☺️❤️❤️❤️
scyphi26 12 months ago
That last panel’s a bit of an inside joke, because I understand Dark Side of the Horse began its existence being drawn on sticky notes—this is why the comic so often favors a sticky-note yellow background. ;)
InTraining Premium Member 12 months ago
noting the backgrounds, it seems Horace is about to “Fade To Black”… we should all band together to save Horace… but how…?
Sir Isaac 12 months ago
The doctor said to his patient, “I have some bad news for you. You have cancer and severe short-term memory loss.” The patient replied, “At least I don’t have cancer.”
charles9156 12 months ago
the dark side of the attention span
KEA 12 months ago
what was that old joke… oh yeah_ Dr: I have bad news for you… you have cancer, and you have Alzheimers. Patient: well at least I don’t have cancer.
davewhamond creator 12 months ago
Ha! This comic is… wait, what where we talking about again?
Mike Baldwin creator 12 months ago
Ha, ha, huh?
mistercatworks 12 months ago
My second wife would frequently “jump topic” in the middle of the conversation. Sometimes I knew it was deliberate; other times I was not so sure.
On the other hand, I had a long-time woman friend who could carry on three different conversations at the same time – one of them with herself!
Allison "Big Al, the gal" Garwood creator 12 months ago
The perks of …. what were we talking about?
Frank Burns Eats Worms 12 months ago
Horace is ADD it again!!
bwswolf 12 months ago
My attention span “IS” short …… but really, “NOT” that short ……….. what were we talking about ……. :)
BlueFin Premium Member 12 months ago
Who left this blue tuna and empty box here?
eddi-TBH 12 months ago
Samson had a lot on his mind.
dbrucepm 12 months ago
I was just SQUIRREL!
Bob Scott creator 12 months ago
That’s a great gag!