Peanuts Begins by Charles Schulz for May 29, 2024

Then she got dog fur on them defeating the purpose.

What an fortunate location for a faucet.

And now your hands are covered with dog fur.

You don’t know where those have been!

When the kids were little, they’d come out of the bathroom and immediately give me a big hug.

Now get all wet and shake it off on her!

Now she has to wash her hands again because she touched the dog!

Great idea. Now your hands smell like wet dog.

Snoopy’s not amused at having his ears used for a paper towel.

She’s asking for it.

Snoopy does not appreciate that.

Just shake them dry in the air and sunshine.

Snoop’s ears probably cleaner than any hand towel

If she was a guy, she’d wipe them on her clothes.

And now they’re dirty and they stink.

Now your hands are gonna be smelly. You got Snoopy wet and the smell of wet dog is on your hands. Not exactly a pleasant smell.

Snoopy is not happy and you smell like wet dog.

The quicker picker upper?