“I wish for 20 tons of gold doubloons that I can spend at my leisure with my eternal life and wittiness and good looks and love and adoration of all and the rest of that first wish to be continued…”
get ready to be OFFENDED……. wish number 1 – mumble mumble mumble – William who? Barry who? Joe who? AND I still got 2 wishes more to make my world a better place.
sirbadger 8 months ago
I wish that I was smarter. Now, I’ll use my increased intelligence to make better wishes than I did last time.
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction 8 months ago
Very good. Same effect.
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction 8 months ago
“I wish for 20 tons of gold doubloons that I can spend at my leisure with my eternal life and wittiness and good looks and love and adoration of all and the rest of that first wish to be continued…”
PraiseofFolly 8 months ago
“I wish you’d go away now; go far away; and don’t ever come back.”
Vet Premium Member 8 months ago
You just get three wishes…..doesn’t mean they’re granted. That’s a extra dollar.
win.45mag 8 months ago
He ain’t buyin’. Now go to ballet class before you’re late. And don’t break a heel in your rush.
M209T 8 months ago
No doubt another “Black Friday” deal
cracker65 8 months ago
A dollar to go away
sandpiper 8 months ago
That’s his first wish. If he gets the dollar he can make 2 more.
DaBump Premium Member 8 months ago
Beats ordinary panhandling.
Here’s a buck. Shut up. Go away. Never come back.
wirepunchr 8 months ago
Anything for a buck.
V45mikky 8 months ago
Double my money back if the wishes don’t come true?
rshive 8 months ago
The price goes down a little for the full moon.
FireAnt_Hater 8 months ago
Earlier version of scamming.
bilbrlsn 8 months ago
Standard Presidential campaigning.
Saddenedby Premium Member 8 months ago
get ready to be OFFENDED……. wish number 1 – mumble mumble mumble – William who? Barry who? Joe who? AND I still got 2 wishes more to make my world a better place.
jasonsnakelover 8 months ago
If that’s all it cost to get my wish granted, I would pay in a heartbeat.
monya_43 8 months ago
Looks like someone wasn’t happy and caused a mishap with his wand.
mindjob 8 months ago
With my luck, I’d get a genie who’s hard of hearing and gives me a million ducks
wildlandwaters 8 months ago
Methinks he should get a Ring doorbell…
jpozenel 8 months ago
I’ll grant four wishes for a dollar. Such a deal!
raybarb44 8 months ago
Is there a money back guarantee?……
CharlesBrickner1 8 months ago
I shouldn’t think that a magical creature like a genie would be susceptible to a memory eraser.