“What? And miss all this excitement??”
He has a duck decoy and she has coral snake decoys.
Ogden Nash said it best:
A hunter crouches in his blind, ’neath camouflage of every kind.
This full-grown man, with luck and pluck,
Is hoping to outwit a duck.
Yeah. Go home and leave him out there.
Ring-necked ducks are not in season.
She knew that would happen. She asked for the boredom and came prepared.
She thinks hunting is like a carnival side show. Ring the decoy and get a prize.
For the last three seasons, we’ve seen nothing but deer tracks; so I bring a book. But maybe that’s why I haven’t seen any deer.
Rubber duckie, you’re so fine
And I’m lucky that you’re mine
Rubber duckie, I’m awfully fond of you
—J. A. Moss
She’s really good at frisbee golf
It’s good thing she’s not armed.
What to play when cornhole doesn’t suit the conditions.
David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction 8 months ago
“What? And miss all this excitement??”
sirbadger 8 months ago
He has a duck decoy and she has coral snake decoys.
Dani Rice 8 months ago
Ogden Nash said it best:
A hunter crouches in his blind, ’neath camouflage of every kind.
This full-grown man, with luck and pluck,
Is hoping to outwit a duck.
e.groves 8 months ago
Yeah. Go home and leave him out there.
Gameguy49 Premium Member 8 months ago
Ring-necked ducks are not in season.
monya_43 8 months ago
She knew that would happen. She asked for the boredom and came prepared.
sandpiper 8 months ago
She thinks hunting is like a carnival side show. Ring the decoy and get a prize.
Geophyzz 8 months ago
For the last three seasons, we’ve seen nothing but deer tracks; so I bring a book. But maybe that’s why I haven’t seen any deer.
mfrasca 8 months ago
Rubber duckie, you’re so fine
And I’m lucky that you’re mine
Rubber duckie, I’m awfully fond of you
—J. A. Moss
mindjob 8 months ago
She’s really good at frisbee golf
cuzinron47 8 months ago
It’s good thing she’s not armed.
NaGrom Premium Member 8 months ago
What to play when cornhole doesn’t suit the conditions.