Free Range by Bill Whitehead for November 21, 2023

You could just “shrink wrap” them.

Don’t be a spore sport.

In the Discworld books there’s a special little Death of Rats, as well as the regular Death. Why not a minute Death of Micro-organisms?

It’s the little jobs that take the most work.

about as easy as getting maraschino cherries out of the jar with a pick axe

Maybe use a laser pointer?

Use the asteroid ploy. Mass extinction, then take the rest of the day off!

It might help if you used the right tool for the job.

The micro detail?

HAH!!!