Close to Home by John McPherson for December 17, 2023

He must have gotten kicked off the shelf.

The elf on the shelf became the snitch in the ditch, with a stich.

That made me laugh too hard!

You don’t need a shrink… try some self-elf!

Wants to go back to Rivendell.

Boo.

He wants tobe a dentist!

He needs to stretch himself….to achieve his goals

He should have Gnome better!

He must have been put on the naughty list for eating too many cookies…

The tiny elf sees a shrink. Must be a joke there somewhere.

They and their works are most greatly appreciated by all who receive the fruits of their labor…..

Very funny! I’m sure plenty of Santa’s helpers can relate!

next patient: the dwarf on the wharf

Cheer up, you have a very long vacation coming up.

Bleeb, peeking in the window, wishes he could be an ornament on the tree. Right next to the angel!!!!!! Heh, heh, heh! :)

He needs some Elf-help.

Bleeb don’t hang around psychiatrist offices, it’s to depressing listening to people complain about their problems.

This was funny! The “Candorville” strips with Dr. Noodle aren’t very funny any longer. Maybe Mr. McPherson should consider doing some psychiatrist strips on a regular basis.

“I’m 3 feet tall. I’m always low.”

Maybe he needs to talk with his elven bishop.

All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names.

He needs to ditch Santa and hang with Legolas.

A non Jewish psychiatrist, oy vey…

“At least I’m not wearing flesh-colored pants.” :)

Because most emojis don’t work for me on this site, just imagine several rolling eyes emojis here.