Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for November 21, 2023

“Just be thankful you are too big for my oven.”

It’s about the tryptophan, isn’t it??!!

By the time this is all over, Tom won’t have a leg to stand on.

Why? Do you want some, too?

Wattle you do about it?

It’s time to get out the big microwave gun and gravy cannon.

Brewster: “We’ll not only eat it for dinner, but we’ll be having turkey leftovers the next day, and the day after that, and the day after that, and…”

Now that you mention it, we WON’T be eating that little bird.

Come, let’s “Discuss” a few things over your favorite meal Tom.

You’re safe from our country neighbor. They were smoking brisket all day yesterday. The woods never smelled so good.

A separate turkey hunting license is required when hunting during the spring and fall seasons. Brewster will need a turkey hunting license. That will set him back about $85.00. But I don’t think it’s worth it, that one is going to be tough bird to eat.

Please, calm down. Let’s discuss this over dinner Thursday.

Dude needs to relax and get inside this nice warm pot full of gravy for his uh bubble bath

Well, That’s a real kick in the Cranberries!

The turkey is going to make a blanket for Brewster. It will be a crewel fate.

Turkey propaganda…

Goebbels Goebbels

Tom – if Arthur Carlson and Herb Tarlek from WKRP Radio show up and want to take you and your fellow turkeys up in a helicopter, DON’T GO!!!

“As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.” – Turkeys Away

Watch out Brewster, you may find yourself swinging from a “giblet” when the revolution comes!

You really need to relax, take off your feathers and enjoy our nice hot tub.

Say, do his people pilot their own ships? If so, turkeys can fly.

Sorry about the hard feelings, here have some cornbread.

Reminds me of a sci-fi story where they find a planet with an intelligent species that eats another human-appearing species. People from Earth are horrified and some bring human-like creatures to Earth to prove that they’re just like humans. A failed experiment.