A separate turkey hunting license is required when hunting during the spring and fall seasons. Brewster will need a turkey hunting license. That will set him back about $85.00. But I don’t think it’s worth it, that one is going to be tough bird to eat.
Reminds me of a sci-fi story where they find a planet with an intelligent species that eats another human-appearing species. People from Earth are horrified and some bring human-like creatures to Earth to prove that they’re just like humans. A failed experiment.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 12 months ago
“Just be thankful you are too big for my oven.”
STEPUP 12 months ago
It’s about the tryptophan, isn’t it??!!
Bilan 12 months ago
By the time this is all over, Tom won’t have a leg to stand on.
Imagine 12 months ago
Why? Do you want some, too?
Ratkin Premium Member 12 months ago
Wattle you do about it?
PoodleGroomer 12 months ago
It’s time to get out the big microwave gun and gravy cannon.
phritzg Premium Member 12 months ago
Brewster: “We’ll not only eat it for dinner, but we’ll be having turkey leftovers the next day, and the day after that, and the day after that, and…”
magicfever495 12 months ago
Now that you mention it, we WON’T be eating that little bird.
Come, let’s “Discuss” a few things over your favorite meal Tom.
fencie 12 months ago
You’re safe from our country neighbor. They were smoking brisket all day yesterday. The woods never smelled so good.
blakerl 12 months ago
A separate turkey hunting license is required when hunting during the spring and fall seasons. Brewster will need a turkey hunting license. That will set him back about $85.00. But I don’t think it’s worth it, that one is going to be tough bird to eat.
DaBump Premium Member 12 months ago
Please, calm down. Let’s discuss this over dinner Thursday.
geese28 12 months ago
Dude needs to relax and get inside this nice warm pot full of gravy for his uh bubble bath
Mike Baldwin creator 12 months ago
Well, That’s a real kick in the Cranberries!
Steverino Premium Member 12 months ago
The turkey is going to make a blanket for Brewster. It will be a crewel fate.
old_geek 12 months ago
Turkey propaganda…
Goebbels Goebbels
Zoomer&Yeti 12 months ago
Tom – if Arthur Carlson and Herb Tarlek from WKRP Radio show up and want to take you and your fellow turkeys up in a helicopter, DON’T GO!!!
“As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.” – Turkeys Away
mokspr Premium Member 12 months ago
Watch out Brewster, you may find yourself swinging from a “giblet” when the revolution comes!
cuzinron47 12 months ago
You really need to relax, take off your feathers and enjoy our nice hot tub.
Stephen Gilberg 12 months ago
Say, do his people pilot their own ships? If so, turkeys can fly.
Buckeye67 12 months ago
Sorry about the hard feelings, here have some cornbread.
Bill The Nuke 12 months ago
Reminds me of a sci-fi story where they find a planet with an intelligent species that eats another human-appearing species. People from Earth are horrified and some bring human-like creatures to Earth to prove that they’re just like humans. A failed experiment.