Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for November 22, 2023

She just became pregnant. She’ll lay an egg in nine months.

Hmmm… no cries of “my spleen”, so probably not Winky. Maybe Ensign Kenny? Of course if they want the human equivalent of a T-Day turkey, it could only be Cliff. If it’s Pam, I know who’s going to be the main course on the RU Sirius. And it won’t be Pam.

Peace treaty? Pieces treaty!

I use to be addicted to Thanksgiving leftovers but I gave up cold turkey.

He never saw it coming, the poor baster (sic)

Tom’s been hot under the collar for a while now. We’ll know he’s done ranting when a little thermometer pops out of his chest.

I dunno dude. We might give you gas

♫ ♪ “Cold turkeyyyy has got meeee on the run…”♫ ♪

Get that baster away from me, who knows where that thing has been

With what do you baste hoomans?

Sounds like Cliff. He’s packed with nutrition. And he gives you lots of drippings for gravy.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do you thing humanitarians eat?

If you wanted to do the equivalent you would have to be cooking a slow loris. And why would you do that? They have those big sad eyes. And are poisonous.

It’s the turkey’s fault, they keep saying gobble, gobble.

We’re full of a natural chemicals, no health conscious turkey would think of eating us.

For a moment, I thought that was the turkey talking in panel 3.

I think what we need to know is where that turkey stuck the baster. Given the look on Brewster’s face and his comment, I fear the worst.

In space, noone can hear you gobble.