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Hmmm… no cries of “my spleen”, so probably not Winky. Maybe Ensign Kenny? Of course if they want the human equivalent of a T-Day turkey, it could only be Cliff. If it’s Pam, I know who’s going to be the main course on the RU Sirius. And it won’t be Pam.
If you wanted to do the equivalent you would have to be cooking a slow loris. And why would you do that? They have those big sad eyes. And are poisonous.
Ratkin Premium Member over 1 year ago
She just became pregnant. She’ll lay an egg in nine months.
GreasyOldTam over 1 year ago
Hmmm… no cries of “my spleen”, so probably not Winky. Maybe Ensign Kenny? Of course if they want the human equivalent of a T-Day turkey, it could only be Cliff. If it’s Pam, I know who’s going to be the main course on the RU Sirius. And it won’t be Pam.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 1 year ago
Peace treaty? Pieces treaty!
mokspr Premium Member over 1 year ago
I use to be addicted to Thanksgiving leftovers but I gave up cold turkey.
syzygy47 over 1 year ago
He never saw it coming, the poor baster (sic)
phritzg Premium Member over 1 year ago
Tom’s been hot under the collar for a while now. We’ll know he’s done ranting when a little thermometer pops out of his chest.
geese28 over 1 year ago
gantech over 1 year ago
♫ ♪ “Cold turkeyyyy has got meeee on the run…”♫ ♪
[Traveler] Premium Member over 1 year ago
Get that baster away from me, who knows where that thing has been
old_geek over 1 year ago
With what do you baste hoomans?
MeGoNow Premium Member over 1 year ago
Sounds like Cliff. He’s packed with nutrition. And he gives you lots of drippings for gravy.
Steverino Premium Member over 1 year ago
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do you thing humanitarians eat?
Hello Sweetie over 1 year ago
If you wanted to do the equivalent you would have to be cooking a slow loris. And why would you do that? They have those big sad eyes. And are poisonous.
cuzinron47 over 1 year ago
It’s the turkey’s fault, they keep saying gobble, gobble.
Mike Baldwin creator over 1 year ago
We’re full of a natural chemicals, no health conscious turkey would think of eating us.
Stephen Gilberg over 1 year ago
For a moment, I thought that was the turkey talking in panel 3.
Buckeye67 over 1 year ago
I think what we need to know is where that turkey stuck the baster. Given the look on Brewster’s face and his comment, I fear the worst.
Bilan over 1 year ago
In space, noone can hear you gobble.