Close to Home by John McPherson for November 28, 2023

They should head for the nearest bar, where the beer nuts are complimentary.

From his vantage point, Bleeb could be accused of hurling those mocking insults!

That store also has a rack of Hawaiian shirts. They don’t insult you, but they are very loud.

Salad Dressing! (˃̵ᴗ˂̵) that’s a good joke!

Whatever you do… don’t walk by the Windbreakers!

Loud colors.

I´d flipper them off!

I always wondered how they got their name.

At first glance, the shirts behind the woman make her look like the bride of Frankenstein.

Always shop in this department last so you don’t have to put up with the insults!

Her hair looks like she’s the bride of frankinstiien.

But the waffle shirts look delicious….for wearing though

Those shirts will be there awhile, they don’t compliment anyone.

Hiya Bleeb! She’s got her eye on you!!!!!!!! Funny, you don’t ever see turtles shopping here. :)

Impressive! Would not have thought mock turtlenecks would be that quick!

It could be that thing she has on her head, right? Oh, wait, that’s garments from the other rack.

Well they’re certainly not complimentary. You gotta pay for those insults.

Some of them sweaters don’t have room to talk.

HA! I’d wear one on a city bus.

I have never heard the word “pate” used in real life.

Great one John, very funny and you really dressed up that woman…

They can’t stop now, they’re hooked.

Okay but I like that lady’s dress…!