Close to Home by John McPherson for December 05, 2023

Getting the bill reduced. It might be worth it.

now she has a semicolon!

still beats the chicken suit

How did he get his black eye?

DrHappyGuts web site…probably a good one to buy.

Kiss my a**!

I would need a 100% discount AND some cash upfront.

John has had since 2011 to get that website going. I’m fairly disappointed.

Another 2011 rerun. Looks like we have to entertain ourselves, again.

My ol’ Grampa once told me: “Dobie, you need to keep all your skills sharp boy… ‘cause this ol’ world is full of nitwits, ne’er-do-wells, nincompoops, numbskulls, and knuckleheads. Now son, all five of those words sound like they start with an “N”, but one of ‘em starts with a “K” … and if you can’t figure out which one it is, then you are one!”

Note to nurse: the urine drainage bag is supposed to hang below the patient, and on the side of the bed.

I thought he was going to have her read that for his Vlog or podcast, or a regular commercial. Does anybody go around with a sandwich board anymore?

Only in the United States does this cartoon make sense. The rest of the civilized world doesn’t need to worry about how to pay.

I left the doctor’s office the other day and on the way home got a text wanting me to rate the visit. (No, I didn’t read it while driving, I waited until I got home to read the text). Seem like I’m being asked to leave a review or give a rating on nearly everything.

How about I post that sign in my front yard?

Do I get 50% off if I wear two?

My colonoscopy was covered 100% by insurance. No need for me to wear a sandwich board.

Hmm so my gut and wallet should be happy?

a little to close to the surgery. maybe it’s brown

4 months? I would need more than 25% discount.

I wish it was true that doctors are so under-worked they are looking for patients, but it’s the opposite that seems to be true. The corporations that are running the hospitals seem to be so cost-cutting they have patients lined up like an assembly line and doctors running on a maximum time for each patient.

I wouldn’t go anywhere…

IDE rather pay the bill. ☺️

New medical insurance plan!

Try 100% off or no dice.

So the IN and OUT ad isn’t for the burger joint?

Bummer.

That seems to be an odd way to hook up a colostomy bag.

Better than the prep! I’ll do it!

I wonder how many of us googled drhappyguts? LOLOL - i haven’t … yet ;)

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