Close to Home by John McPherson for December 06, 2023

do rats use Iphones or Android?

Another pre-Bleeb! John must be on vacation.

I wonder if they have a family plan. At least it looks like they are talking on their phones. Most of the kids I know seem to read text messages and stuff on the internet. Nobody calls anyone anymore.

Where’s your control group?

I learned yesterday that McPherson and Bleeb are on vacation because McPherson has a new granddaughter! So we have to entertain ourselves while he enjoys some time off with a new addition to the family.

When I was a kid, my ol’ Grampa showed up early at our house one mornin’, and I made the mistake of saying: “Mornin’ there Grampa, watcha doin’?” He said:

“Well… before this conversation, I was gettin’ ready to come here, then I went out the front door to come here, then I was on my way here, then I got here, and here I am.”

Grampa wasn’t one for early mornin’ chitchat…

It’s a pandemic through out the world…with no stopping in sight….

And the results won’t be amazing.

In France, the results showed enough radiation for them to ban the iPhone-15. The rest of the world isn’t as stringent on their standards and are allowing people to fry their brains.

Sooo….can anyone confirm that research or do I smell a rat?

Who are they calling?

From the look of the eyes of the guy on the right, I suspect he might qualify

Addictive, seductive and wrapped in radiation. What could possibly go wrong?

Wow, who makes cell phones that small? Santa’s elves?

Looks like they’re rat it again!

Might want to include lower IQs in that study also…..

Bleeb’s been missing for days

I use bluetooth, do not need to have the cell phone close to my head. My hearing aides have it, just a tap and can listen or call.

Where is the Control Rat who is not using a cell phone?

Ha!