Rubes by Leigh Rubin for December 02, 2023

“Who’s there???”

I told my grandkid to knock “shave and a haircut” and he had no idea. My how times change, eh?

Not ’Who’s there?’ Who is on first!

“Who’s on first??”

have a great knock-knock joke for you. you start.

If you’re not ready with a reply, prepare for the punched line.

Hernando’s hidaway?

Watch for the trap door

Now … if the sign had said “Knock Three Times” …

Now I’m going to have “Who Can It Be Now?” by Men At Work running through my head all day.

What hunch?

“Knock Three Times” is outside Tony Orlando’s place.

I laughed way too long at this

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Interrupting cow

Interrupt..MOO!

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