Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for December 06, 2023

“You scratch my back, I’ll try not to break yours.”

Scratch it forward.

Horses are very good at scratching each others backs but they use their teeth!

Get back, get back, get back to where you once belonged.

There is tree ways you can gets it scratches for free horsie.

Scratching is hard without scratchers.

Yeah, it’s rough with hooves and horseshoes… but at least you have nails.

“you scratch my back, I’ll buy you a back scratcher…”

Some people don’t have the nails for scratching, either.

Yeah pay someone else to scratch it, you don’t know where that icky sticky back has been!

Good thinking Horace…know your limitations….lol

All depends – shirt on or off?

Horace wouldn’t do well at Plam Reading either….!

I’ll hoof it for ya

I would have cheaped out and bought them a back-scratcher on a stick. :)

I think it goes, You brush my back I’ll shave yours.

Whithers a will, there’s a way.

That’s horse of a different adage.

Start from scratch, but move on to a full massage.

SAME

If you’re shod for winter, you might have borium on your horseshoes. That’ll scratch the old itch…