My ex would always have a list of jobs for me to do and would nag me about them. I’d say do you want them done right or done now? She’d reply, I want them done right now!!!
So her maiden name was actually ‘Always Gladys Gargle’? I had thought her first name was Gladys. How appropriate though when they were dating and getting serious that Brutus would say “I love you always! Will you marry me, Always?”
That’s hilarious but we did see one time last week where she admitted she was wrong. But of course she placed the onus on Brutus to be chivalrous and apologize. Brutus speaking only to himself in the second panel speaks volumes. He knows what hill not to die on.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 9 months ago
Women! You can’t live without them, but you can’t live with them.
oldpine52 9 months ago
My ex-wife was always right about everything, although she could never explain why she married me.
The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member 9 months ago
Good you surrendered Brutus, this life was built just for you!
cracker65 9 months ago
Gladys was only wrong one time. She thought she was wrong, and she was right.
GROG Premium Member 9 months ago
Your father obviously didn’t give all the facts of life.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 9 months ago
My ex would always have a list of jobs for me to do and would nag me about them. I’d say do you want them done right or done now? She’d reply, I want them done right now!!!
nosirrom 9 months ago
My ex was always right. That’s why I left.
James Wolfenstein 9 months ago
Art and Chip are on vacation? :D
pat sandy creator 9 months ago
they’re a perfect match…
bobpickett1 9 months ago
dad joke
oakie817 9 months ago
Henny Youngman, 1968
Doug Taylor Premium Member 9 months ago
Your wedding vows should have been your first clue when “I do” was changed to “Yes dear”
Frank Salem Premium Member 9 months ago
Good one.
e.groves 9 months ago
Poor Brutus. Picked on at work and at home.
Frank_Lecanto 9 months ago
I had a high school teacher named Neva Wright…
bigplayray 9 months ago
If you change her name to “Miss let her think she’s Right” YOU will feel Much better!
dcdete. 9 months ago
So her maiden name was actually ‘Always Gladys Gargle’? I had thought her first name was Gladys. How appropriate though when they were dating and getting serious that Brutus would say “I love you always! Will you marry me, Always?”
Just-me 9 months ago
Brutus, best just drop it. You do have to live with her…
DawnQuinn1 9 months ago
Try living without us and see what happens…frustration sets in. lol
[Traveler] Premium Member 9 months ago
At least he’s batting 1000
ladykat 9 months ago
Gladys, are you sure?
General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 9 months ago
There was a lot of things they didn’t tell you when you signed on with that outfit Brutus .
Chris 9 months ago
Always Glady’s Right? well, if it ain’t a real full name then, it sure is now. :D
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 9 months ago
That’s hilarious but we did see one time last week where she admitted she was wrong. But of course she placed the onus on Brutus to be chivalrous and apologize. Brutus speaking only to himself in the second panel speaks volumes. He knows what hill not to die on.
raybarb44 9 months ago
You are part of a very very very large brotherhood of married men. Sooner that you accept that fact, the easier life becomes….
R Humble 9 months ago
And she will never let you forget it
Bill The Nuke 9 months ago
I love it when my wife gives me her opinion about something I’ve worked with for almost 50 years and she’s never heard of before.
cuzinron47 9 months ago
Now that joke’s a moldie oldie.
T... 9 months ago
And Brutus goes on, “Gladys, you are the master debater, to please yourself”…
Buckeye67 9 months ago
Given the fact that Gladys has about a half a foot in height on him, Brutus should have known he wasn’t going to win a lot of arguments with her.
gopher gofer 9 months ago
if a man trips and falls in the forest and nobody’s around to see it, is he still wrong…?
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dbrucepm 9 months ago
actually her initials are N. Q. R. for Not Quite Right