Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 09, 2023

I’m sure there are other cool and awesome things. Plus, they’ll last longer than the beans and sauce.

This, too, shall be passed.

Beans, yuck.

The coolness was inside you ALL ALONG

You’re cool with or without the “shades” Phoebe!

Heart of the Cards?

As a pair, they can break any cool meter.

DUDE…

ACKSHALEE the lesson is to eat not-expired food.

Today’s cartoon is a lot to digest.

Beans beans the musical fruit…

So that means that eventually Phoebe will have cool sh*t?

This kinda reminds me of the story of the Buddhist Monk (Tibetians eat meat) that goes to the hot dog vendor and says “Make me one with Everything”. The Monk then gives the hot dog vendor (who is also a Buddhist Monk) a $20 bill. The Monk ask for his change. The hot dog vendor says “Change must come from within”.

I’m sure the after effects of cool beans will smell minty fresh.

Your body stores them. They’re secreted by the pineal gland.

A philosophical discussion of “coolness” and a potty joke! Cool!

I had a gut feeling that this would be the result.

It seems like beans cause the most gas, lentils and legumes second, bread and grains third, vegetables and greens forth, although russet potatoes really can give you bloating and air, I think because they are dry and you have to really butter them up.

Sweet potatoes are much more moist and soft.

But yes it seems like beans turn mostly into gas and I wonder just how bad it would be for beans expired from 1986. they are probably so dry and stale that it would cause nightmarish gas and bloating and stomach upset but probably they aren’t hazardous like if it was a canned meat product or something.

And yet it’s well known that the ultimate truth is that “This, too, shall pass.”