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At the post office where I worked, there was a postal clerk who sorted parcels to match the sports season. During football season, heād drop-kick the parcels. When it was baseball season, heād throw them overhand. And during March Madness, heād slam dunk them.
Where I live, USPS mis-delivers packages often but they donāt generally damage anything; brutalizing packages is UPSās specialty. We once subscribed to Hello Fresh and had a weekly delivery arrive completely ripped & smashed open with all the ice packs and most of the food gone except for a rancid pack of ground beef. āUPS = usually the parcel is smashedā is how we refer to them around here.
salakfarm Premium Member over 1 year ago
Shake, Rattle, and Roll; back to the 1950ās.
orinoco womble over 1 year ago
He used to be a baggage handler at the airport.
phritzg Premium Member over 1 year ago
At the post office where I worked, there was a postal clerk who sorted parcels to match the sports season. During football season, heād drop-kick the parcels. When it was baseball season, heād throw them overhand. And during March Madness, heād slam dunk them.
rip_marco over 1 year ago
Where I live, USPS mis-delivers packages often but they donāt generally damage anything; brutalizing packages is UPSās specialty. We once subscribed to Hello Fresh and had a weekly delivery arrive completely ripped & smashed open with all the ice packs and most of the food gone except for a rancid pack of ground beef. āUPS = usually the parcel is smashedā is how we refer to them around here.
Captain Bars over 1 year ago
I wonder if this guy was thinking of the opening scene from the first Ace Ventura film.
https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=7YrpmZFixp0
gigagrouch over 1 year ago
Putting FedEx training to use.
Cozmik Cowboy over 1 year ago
Such behavior would be much more likely from someone in a purple or brown uniform than a blue one.
Daniel Lemanski Premium Member over 1 year ago
That looks like a FEDEX delivery
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
Heās crushinā it at work.
B UTTONS over 1 year ago
FedEx training material ā¦ although he forgot a step ā¦ spiking the package.
gopher gofer over 1 year ago
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it was probably just crushed under all the other boxes in the truck
why the preceding strip didnāt run is a mystery. visit ryanās website to see itā¦ āŗ
David Rickard Premium Member over 1 year ago
I shudder to think what heād do to something labeled āFragileā.