Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for December 15, 2023

You mean can Actually make calls on those things?

Now, they give you a one-time “discount” because they want you to order online so they can glean all of your info and hit you with push ads. Sell your soul for a buck!

Yeah, you could do that.

The digital life, simple, uncomplicated, user-friendly. R-i-i-g-h-t. And I’m gonna get ashes in my sabots for Christmas. Thank you so much.

Boomers…

I’ll have my bot call your bot.

I would need 2 petabytes of storage if I were to put all the apps on my phone that I’m told to do.

i have been registered with all 5 local pizza joints for almost 20 years. click click fav pizza ready for pickup.

The traditional ways are the best ways.

Convenience ain’t what it used to be.

You pick your toppings by tapping.

ah…you mean old school…

But there’s an app for that.

It really has become a nuisance

Or just walk down to the corner order a Pineapple and Ham Pizza have a beer while it’s baking walk home , Enjoy

There’s a nearby pizza place that advertised a draw on FB, lamb or ham shawarma pizza I think, I entered and wasn’t sure if this said i was a winner or finalist, but before you could follow through, you were supposed to register including your credit card information. Nah, I’ll pass.

Assuming they’ll answer the phone and get your order entered correctly

Newer is certainly not always better!