Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for December 09, 2023

So, he’s divorced now? When and why?

…as the two women look at Gil lustfully, ready to battle it out.

go forth and multiply, Gil…think of yourself as the bull in the barn ready to be released into a pasture of in season cows.

I would pay all the buckles to Sergio Thorpe on the golden bachelor.

Now THIS is a thread worth exploring — Gil on a Bachelor show! Don’t you have to be legally single though?

He’s going on Grindr

Excuse me, Mr. Kaz? Hey Pedro. What do you think about my sideburns? Not bad kid!

Gilfather gonna get available on Zoosk. Seeking younger, voluptuous candidates. Prospects who smell pretty desired.

Gil should just stick to Tinder for random hookups and then HB can do a hilarious “Gil gets catfished” arc

When did he get divorced?

Can’t we just have a Dallas episode where this strip is just a BAADDD dream.

P3 , Conversation /You know Pattie in all reality Gil is such a pathetic loser ! I’m so glad we’re together.

“Meanwhile, back at the wrestling match…”

Reminds me of Rodney Dangerfield. “Last night I went to a party, and we played a new kind of Russian Roulette. We passed around six girls and one of them had VD.”Like • Reply

Reminds me of Rodney Dangerfield. “Last night I went to a party, and we played a new kind of Russian Roulette. We passed around six girls and one of them had VD.”

It’s sad to see that Henry is relying on snarkers for his dialog. We’ve only been banging on Gil’s archaic flip-phone for the past couple of years. What’s next, a fundraising shark jump?

What about me, Gil!?! Bring me back, Henry!

P2- “Ha, I just write them down in my little black book. There’s even room to write down directions to their place.”

A deeluxe apartment in the sky

Next week: WILFS and DILFS of Milford gone wild for being breakfast for Count Thorpula.

GACK!

Ahem, called it!! lol

Oh no, is that Dorothy lústing after Gil’s áss? She’s a minor, keep her away! And speaking of minors, one minor task you have to complete today is to read Mopped Up Thorp.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.Com/2023/12/09/gilbot-9000-about-to-date/

Bartender Beth has already broken a Yuengling bottle. Just try to take her Count Thorpula away!

kaz im only telling you because you can keep a secret i once saw dr pearl naked and not even viagra can help

how can i have a relationship kaz once they see my kids they will run through the door like herman munster

anybody walk by this building id like to spit on them or at least drop a penny

P1.5: Um, uh, Gil, phones don’t make calls. You do.

P-3: at the mention of Gold, two of Kaz’s guests regain consciousness.

P-2: To out do Kaz, the Kaz, Gil grows Cheek burns.

Meanwhile some of the unanswered questions:1. Is Mee Maw still alive?2. What was CAM’s secret Play?3. What did MiMi say to Kari in the Hospital?4. What is the Status of Pedro’s leg?5. Did the Hockey Team get sticks?6. Do the Freshmen know that Gil Thorp is a coach?7. Who has the children in the Divorce?8. Where is Gil Sleeping now, in the Athletic Office?9. What did they rule in the wrestling match, could she wrestle?10. Did Gil have to sell the plane?Tune in next week same Bat Time same Bat Channel (Frank Gorshin was the best Riddler)

Women today are looking for the strong, solid type.

Episode 45 of Milford After Dark is now online.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.Com/2023/12/10/milford-after-dark-episode-45-reading-material/

Wanda from In Loving Color on a Dating Game episode

“Mr. Tork-“

“That’s Thorp.”

“Tork, Turner, Torque Converter, Honey, I ain’t particular. Just as long as I can grab me some, ya know whut I’m sayin’?”

“That’s why Mimi and me aren’t talking because Ericka said the same thing.”

“HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Coach, you funny. I like a man with a funny bone just as long as it ain’t between his legs. Now I gotta ask ya, why come you don’t tell Mimi ta git yo a$$ back home and raise the kids? I mean, I want sum lovin’ and huggin’ and kissin’ but I want ta bare my soul and my lips ta a man who ain’t got baggage under th’ bed when we‘s makin’ whoopee. I don’t want no Samsonite down my pants now, ya hear me?”

“Wanda, someone could give directions to Milford on your lips. I understand that’s how Mimi made it to Scottsdale. And Mimi took the Samsonite with her.”

“HAHAHAHA!!!!!! Mr. Lang, I like him. Can I go ‘round the corner and give him a bear hug and smoochie?”

“I wouldn’t, Wanda. I’ve got Latke Breath…”