Rubes by Leigh Rubin for December 04, 2023

Only free if you can catch him/her.

But now we know why he crossed the road.

She’d look good on my range.

Why did chiken cross road? To see if signal better on the other side.

There’ll be a fox along soon to help you out, mr. chicken…

Raise your heels another quarter inch, maybe.

My first impression was that the chicken was taking a selfie. Sadly, that’s what some people would do.

Cock-a-doodle-doomed

I always made sure I had a spare, a jack, and the right wrench.

If he had a female ship with him, he could be ‘stuck in the middle with ewe’?

Just cross the road

Try crossing the road.

It’s not a problem. That chicken has a lot of pluck.

Even worse, you’re on Fox Road.

And on top of everything, the fricken sky is falling.

Try crossing the road. Maybe the reception is better over there.

He flat tired of all the problems he’s run into.

Before I read the title, I thought we were learning why the chicken crossed the road.