Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for December 11, 2023

Call out the Whitman’s Swat Team!

It’s hard to open just one.

Cookie monster

Melody has some ‘splainin’ to do!

You’ve been burgled… 24 times!

Quality control is down at the Willie Wonka Chocolate Factory.

I hope it was covered under his insurance…

He blames himself.

For DSOH fans. Something you may have missed in yesterdays strip that really shows Samson’s genius. Take the time, go back and read my comment on the Bermuda Triangle art that Horace tossed out. Then check out the link sent to me by CoffeeBob.

The doors had been torn off of the Advent European wines calendar before Thanksgiving.

gasps dramatically, thee inhumanity! :O

Where’s Sally Forth? It’s quite a while until Easter.

Sine…. of the times…?

For some people, the reason for the season.

They even took the COCONUT filled!!

I had a friend who grew up in the Bronx. When thieves ripped off the door of their top-floor apartment, they just left it off. They had nothing worth stealing and doors are expensive.

Christmas unhinged.

“You want to report 25 break and enters?”

The Chocolate Monster ……. :)

It’s likely a case of “breaking out” and entering.

I’m the guilty party.

Uh oooh! Surprised Horace is more worried about his calendar than anything else…