Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for December 22, 2023

Did Santa make his head bigger?

Not sure I’d want cookies that Rudy made… Probably forget the sugar or something.

Well don’t cross this Santa.

…yeah you should also do your job right bud. I get Santa being so angry when this is the third time…and he’s shown not once ounce of remorse.

Looks like Rudy is going on the naughty list.

whew. Santa needs some spiked eggnog

THIRD?! How is Rudy not fired by now?

You’d think that working ahead of the schedule would be a good thing.

For a jolly old elf, Santa sure is pretty aggressive.

Former SIL told my 3 children no Big S when they were all under 9. The oldest was wise to it, but the younger girls were devastated. I told the dog the next tie she opens her trap she would receive my foot.Same line, my current 9YO asked day before yesterday if the Big guy was real. I asked why. He told me kids at school. I asked him what he thought. He thought for a moment then said “yes.” “Then he is real to you, right?” He was happy with that.

Hmmm…well the only way to fix it is to…denoelyze them…so…

The job with Keebler is funny.

Satanic Santa? When will this nightmare end? It’s already Friday. They better put a lid on this tomorrow.

Yeah, Rudy could be making cookies, but no, he had to stay in the family business…

That is one jolly old elf!

How / why did the kids swap places?

I like kickass Kris Kringle

EL Fudge!