Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 13, 2023

Santa doesn’t meddle in the affairs of wizards for they are subtle and quick to anger!

So that’s how he does it. The Hogfather could take a few tips…..

Santa is going to have a very hot bottom coming down the chimney with that fire going.

He’s doing something Blanche couldn’t do without wizardry help from the wizard. Santa passed away in 1876 40 years after being responsible for the death of the legendary Dave Crockett.

Pop goes the Wiz-el!

Right now Blanche is hoping Santa will be (like) the Grinch and (try to) steal Christmas (stockings and all) from their house.

That is certainly a playful wiz!!!!!!

I thought he was determining how long it takes for chestnuts to pop next to that fire.

So, Wiz plans on scaring the living daylights out of Santa when he’s bearing gifts? I guess it takes a jolly old elf to appreciate such a prank.

he and garfield going to team up?

Stop trying to see Santa while he is working. He has a very tight schedule to keep and one naughty boy or girl could cause him to fall behind schedule which could result in someone being disappointed.

I wouldn’t test a trip down the chimney when the fire’s going, Wiz.

Umm can’t wiz do the same things as Santa?

A stocking that’s bigger on the inside.

The Wizard just wants to make “SURE” that Santa Clause leave him ……… a new more powerful “WAND” ….. :)

A +5 sock of holding!

Watch out for the fire!

hope Wiz knows CPR, doing that is going to give Santa a heart attack