Kliban by B. Kliban for December 18, 2023

Groundskeeper’s Log – Day 9: Still stalled out there.

Congrats on finding the bathroom.

Simple ton.

What’s his motivation to find his way out? Is there cheese? Peanut butter? Pizza?

Solution to the Migrant Crisis No. 137: The clever illegal migrant Havahart trap is periodically emptied by Border Patrol agents.

Hey, it is Monday. I would have a heck of a time navigating that maze.

I believe the correct term is ‘Urinal Partition’. You’re welcome!

Now, figure your way out.

Daily distraction with the Internoodles is much bigger than that.

Simple Simon, I presume?

Looks like he’s lost in L.

And yet Biden gets lost anyway.

He was very disappointed when his best friend told him, ’I am a TEN but urinate!

A gentleman’s convenience, for sure.