But when he doesn’t have gum they pay no attention to him because he’s the biggest nerd in the office. A patsy….
They’re all cautious of him any more…..because he handed out bubble gum instead and two people had to go to the dentist…one for losing a filling and the other lost his dentures when trying to blow the biggest bubble…
Never otherwise have so many gone so looney for a stick of gum! Not even in wartime (as in WW II) was there ever such a network of Gum Spies and Gum Addicts! We should leave GUM out of the discussion, since that’s an entirely different ball of wax (if in stock). GUM: https://tinyurl.Com/mv2wb53u
Away, away with rum, by gum! https://tinyurl.Com/muwrhvdy
Rev Phnk Ey 7 months ago
Not allowed to chew unless you brought enough for everyone.
ericlscott creator 7 months ago
“gum” is on my list of words I hate to hear out loud
lemonbaskt 7 months ago
i bought a pack of gum two weeks ago only had two piece s so far
PraiseofFolly 7 months ago
The Gum Arabic Telephone.
Zebrastripes 7 months ago
But when he doesn’t have gum they pay no attention to him because he’s the biggest nerd in the office. A patsy….
They’re all cautious of him any more…..because he handed out bubble gum instead and two people had to go to the dentist…one for losing a filling and the other lost his dentures when trying to blow the biggest bubble…
Howard'sMyHero 7 months ago
Brings to mind Juicy Fruit, Wrigley Field … and my high school typing class …!
( blame the CaFfEiNe! )
davewhamond creator 7 months ago
But gum wasn’t allowed in the office so he got chewed out.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 7 months ago
No. They still hate you.
Mike Baldwin creator 7 months ago
Way to sstick it to the man.
Linguist 7 months ago
Gum doesn’t mask the smell of weed and vodka on your breath.
willie_mctell 7 months ago
Cud chewing cow, gum chewing girl.
coltish1. 7 months ago
Things went from bad to worse at the Bath Mat Factory when the vending machine choked.
Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member 7 months ago
My grandmother used to keep Clove and Beeman’s gum in her kitchen. Never developed a taste for either.
charles9156 7 months ago
you call that gum ??
Sisyphos 7 months ago
Never otherwise have so many gone so looney for a stick of gum! Not even in wartime (as in WW II) was there ever such a network of Gum Spies and Gum Addicts! We should leave GUM out of the discussion, since that’s an entirely different ball of wax (if in stock). GUM: https://tinyurl.Com/mv2wb53u
Away, away with rum, by gum! https://tinyurl.Com/muwrhvdy
3hourtour Premium Member 7 months ago
…these early 60s tv gum commercials leave a bad taste in my mouth…
…just like licorice gum…
…but the theme had been set…
…soon every tv set…
…and every Froglandia tv station …
…was seeing cigarette commercials…
…based on this gum commercial…
…my favorite was the blatant Blackhorse chewing gum ad ripoff…
…where smoking Blah nonfiltered would improve mommy’s breast milk enough…
…to get rid of baby’s jaundice…
…though BHG’s ‘V’ flavored gum ad…
…did it first…
…Blah did it better…
…you just can’t beat smoke for a good visual…
…“Our cigarettes are the best…
…Blah blah blah blah blah”…
…aaah, the good old days…