Free Range by Bill Whitehead for December 21, 2023

Sorry babe I’m all out of ideas.

Have you tried re-booting him…with a steel-toed boot?

Deposit 400 dollars in our Indian service account and we will send you update with fix.

Find a good divorce lawyer.

Maybe try for a refund?

Removes them glasses and wears less clothes. Usually works. If not then item defective. Gets replacement.

Well, for this final option, you will require a shovel and a small plot of ground out in the woods…

That’s not Manuel, it’s Booker.

Unplug him until he forgets his current settings, then empower him again.

Leave him at the local dump. Someone else might be worse off, and want him.

Divorce.

The book of ideas you’re looking for is found in the “Adult Section.”

Love him as he is rather than trying to change him

And he hasn’t even looked at the womanual.

Hard reboot and a driver update.

“Um, I’ll need to put you on hold while I go to the bathroom.”

Have you tried turning him off & back on again?

It’s like raising kids…..ya go by your gut instincts. Not easy

Should have read the reviews before you bought him.

Unplug the TV, ditch the beer, then kick him out.

If the manual is written in broken English, we know where he came from.

Her marriage husband a disaster.

May we suggest an upgrade.

Wanna bet that the husband manual was written by a woman?

If you want to know what a man is thinking we’ll often tell you…..but the woman often won’t listen and think that there is a hidden agenda in what we say.

Reboot… with your largest pair. And don’t be careful to not kick long from behind.

Just her luck…he’s out of warranty.