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I saw a story on the news about a couple who had been married for an astonishing number of years, like 70, and had a whole bunch of kids. They said that the marriage worked because they had agreed early on that whoever asked for a divorce got custody of the kids.
I’m sad for the kid. Too many children are brought up in loveless marriages and never learn how to love. But then again, there really isn’t a guide book available on how to raise a child.Kind of like a crap shoot…..just roll them dice and see what happens!
SHAKEDOWNCITY about 1 year ago
You’d be better off “razing” the child.
hubbard3188 about 1 year ago
Certainly not THAT kid anyway!
Gent about 1 year ago
Good for the kid.
gammaguy about 1 year ago
I guess they’re aware of adopt-shun.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator about 1 year ago
In fact, they’re thinking of becoming a thruple or even a quadruple to spread the responsibilities around. Sadly, no one seems interested.
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 1 year ago
Good reason, Mr. and Mrs. Dork.
pat sandy creator about 1 year ago
he’s already checked out…
wirepunchr about 1 year ago
A friend told me he and his wife never got a divorce because the pre-nup said whoever asked for the divorce got the kids.
[Traveler] Premium Member about 1 year ago
I saw a story on the news about a couple who had been married for an astonishing number of years, like 70, and had a whole bunch of kids. They said that the marriage worked because they had agreed early on that whoever asked for a divorce got custody of the kids.
nancyb creator about 1 year ago
Many marriages once stayed together for that precise reason.
purepaul Premium Member about 1 year ago
… and they worry about the after life when the real torture is the living with the wrong person.
ladykat Premium Member about 1 year ago
Better to raise a child alone than to stay in a bad relationship.
Dobie Premium Member about 1 year ago
Well, I just… I would… we could always…
Eh, I got nuthin’…
Egrayjames about 1 year ago
I’m sad for the kid. Too many children are brought up in loveless marriages and never learn how to love. But then again, there really isn’t a guide book available on how to raise a child.Kind of like a crap shoot…..just roll them dice and see what happens!
royq27 about 1 year ago
Are they certain that is not his Grandfather they are pushing around…
WCraft Premium Member about 1 year ago
Is the husband drunk or are those flies?
Zebrastripes about 1 year ago
Poor kid!
Justin Thompson creator about 1 year ago
:D
davewhamond creator about 1 year ago
I love how that kid looks like an old curmudgeon.
cuzinron47 about 1 year ago
Shouldn’t be much longer, he looks like he’s ready for social security.
Buoy about 1 year ago
And so the toxic cycle continues… I wish I could come up with a more humorous comment :(
T... about 1 year ago
“And we need both of us to raise this kid”…
The Tooninator creator about 1 year ago
The guy can’t even face his responsibility.
jfikse Premium Member about 1 year ago
This is supposed to be funny?