Cornered by Mike Baldwin for January 12, 2024

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    SHAKEDOWNCITY  6 months ago

    You’d be better off “razing” the child.

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    hubbard3188  6 months ago

    Certainly not THAT kid anyway!

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    Gent  6 months ago

    Good for the kid.

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    gammaguy  6 months ago

    I guess they’re aware of adopt-shun.

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    John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 6 months ago

    In fact, they’re thinking of becoming a thruple or even a quadruple to spread the responsibilities around. Sadly, no one seems interested.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  6 months ago

    Good reason, Mr. and Mrs. Dork.

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    pat sandy creator 6 months ago

    he’s already checked out…

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    wirepunchr  6 months ago

    A friend told me he and his wife never got a divorce because the pre-nup said whoever asked for the divorce got the kids.

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    [Traveler] Premium Member 6 months ago

    I saw a story on the news about a couple who had been married for an astonishing number of years, like 70, and had a whole bunch of kids. They said that the marriage worked because they had agreed early on that whoever asked for a divorce got custody of the kids.

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    nancyb creator 6 months ago

    Many marriages once stayed together for that precise reason.

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    purepaul  6 months ago

    … and they worry about the after life when the real torture is the living with the wrong person.

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    ladykat  6 months ago

    Better to raise a child alone than to stay in a bad relationship.

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    Dobie  Premium Member 6 months ago

    Well, I just… I would… we could always…

    Eh, I got nuthin’…

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    Egrayjames  6 months ago

    I’m sad for the kid. Too many children are brought up in loveless marriages and never learn how to love. But then again, there really isn’t a guide book available on how to raise a child.Kind of like a crap shoot…..just roll them dice and see what happens!

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    royq27  6 months ago

    Are they certain that is not his Grandfather they are pushing around…

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    WCraft Premium Member 6 months ago

    Is the husband drunk or are those flies?

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    Zebrastripes  6 months ago

    Poor kid!

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    Justin Thompson creator 6 months ago

    :D

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    davewhamond creator 6 months ago

    I love how that kid looks like an old curmudgeon.

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    cuzinron47  6 months ago

    Shouldn’t be much longer, he looks like he’s ready for social security.

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    Buoy  6 months ago

    And so the toxic cycle continues… I wish I could come up with a more humorous comment :(

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    T...  6 months ago

    “And we need both of us to raise this kid”…

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    The Tooninator creator 6 months ago

    The guy can’t even face his responsibility.

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    jfikse Premium Member 6 months ago

    This is supposed to be funny?

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