Cornered by Mike Baldwin for January 26, 2024

Wait until they find her collection of “pliers”.

First time she murdered a dinner.

And possibly no Mr. Goody Two-Shoes anymore.

Yeah, you go for years without murdering anyone and make one little mistake….

Eh obviously she soon get release from prison for her goody good behaviour.

Nowadays in California, she’ll probably only get a couple of months probation and 10 hours of community service.

It’s always the ones you least suspect.

She looked so pleasant and kind too!

OH NO! … she killed a bear???!

Wait… I just realized that was “grisly”…. So, never mind.

Like lambs to the slaughter.

there’s already a movie in development…

Now identifies as Bloody Two-Shoes.

It depends exactly what you did, lady.

And then they found Richard….

Don’t look in the refrigerator!

Just another day, like any other day, at your local police department. I wish I could feel so entitled! With my luck, I’d get arrested for jaywalking and end up doing five years of hard labor.

Goody two, goody two, goody, goody two shoes

Goody two, goody two, goody, goody two shoes

Don’t drink, don’t smoke, what do you do?

You don’t drink, don’t smoke, what do you do?

…

There must be something inside.

Adam Ant

She’ll be wearing sandals, and shuffling along and wearing stripes…

Maybe not……

Must be New York or Chicago…

She is probably right……..criminals have the prosecutors on their side……..

Kinda quiet, kept to herself, too.

I dunno…kinda looks like Ma Barker, if you ask me!

The butler did it.

Geez, butcher one pot roast and they make a crime out it.

And her book “Ms. Goody Two-Shoes… If I Did It.” will cover her legal fees.

Her partner laid one too many comments on her…

In Biden/Soros’ America priors get you out faster – especially if the perpetrator is rapist or murderer.

It seems Ms. Goody is done with Mr. Goodbar.

First name is Karen

MOM?????????????????????? :)

boilerplate local news pieces about domestic disputes involving police intervention here in japan’s great white north always include the line there was no record of previous police consultations, somehow always completely failing to mention that the miscreants had also never been cited for blowing up a bus. for example…