Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 18, 2023

I can relate to both characters in this instance…wait, WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON WITH MARIGOLD’S NECK IN THE LAST PANEL?!?

Sometimes, the hardest decision is whether to make a decision at all.

Panel 2: I love how the dialog balloon is shrinking back from the unihorn.

I’ll be honest sometimes I’m greatly tortured by trying to decide what clothes I’m going to wear the next day the night before.

I sleep in the clothes I’m going to wear the next day so it’s a major decision.

But once I choose I feel so much better afterwards.I’ll be honest sometimes I’m greatly tortured by trying to decide what clothes I’m going to wear the next day the night before.

I sleep in the clothes I’m going to wear the next day so it’s a major decision.

Life is already hard enough, why do the simplest decisions have to be another kind of torture?

But once I choose I do feel so much better afterwards.

Sometimes you decide not to decide and decide to put it off until later!

I have made a decision to continue pondering

I have made a decision. “I have to go now. My planet needs me.”

[Slide whistle plays as Marigold flies up]

Note: Marigold died on her way back to her home planet.

You should have let Marigold finish before you cut in like that, Phoebe.

Phoebe Motormouth Frecklyface.

Marigold: I’m going to take a bath.Phoebe: I’ll alert the media.(shout out to Dudley Moore and Sir John Gielgud)

Not everyone succeeds at interrupting a unicorn.