Monty by Jim Meddick for December 29, 2023

Fruit cakes can always cause injury especially if eaten

Next time put an anvil up there and see what happens.

After awhile they turn to stone. Jeff Lynn.

That cake has been re-gifted for the last 30 years. Tank armor has a shorter working life.

If you’re done with the fruitcake, give it to me. (Yums.)

Tune in tomorrow to see if Monty survives the fruitcake incident.

Especially, if you EAT IT!

Should put it at the bottom of the door instead, as a doorstop.

The Surgeon General may need to review this case to see if they are “Harmful”. Meanwhile the Airforce is considering discarded fruitcakes as wheel chocks for their aircraft. The govt. is here to help you.

Have a fruitcake day my friends.

so if a fruitcake falls on a fruitcake it becomes major pain ? :p

Silly Rabbit. Everybody knows a glass container is ajar.

I’ll take any fruitcakes you have, I’m building a retaining wall at the back of the yard.

Looks like a “Home Alone” trap.

I’ll stick to figgy pudding, thank you.

Nice that Pilsner came on the hospital visit.

Oy, enough with the fruitcake jokes already.

My fruitcake has gotten a lot of fans. Just Google “paul brians fruitcake.”

Don’t put ANYTHING over a door to come crashing down. A good lawyer would have the victim owning your house. A really “bad-a__” lawyer could also get you jailed.

There was no “BOUNCE!” :)

That’s assault with a deadly weapon.

If you don’t love your fruitcake, you’re doing it wrong.

Reminds me of that old stupid joke.

“Q. When is a door not a door? A. When it’s a jar.”

Bad fruitcake goes “Konk!” good fruitcake goes “Splat!”

The prank went too far.

Tell it to the judge when Monty’s TV injury lawyer sues you, Moomie and Pilsner. Or course, Monty himself is too addled to have any idea what’s happening….

Actually I like fruit cake. Especially with butter